User:1CynicalPerson

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

[edit] I do NOT live under a rock thanks

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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I am a geek, not a nerd. Get that through your thick skulls right now. Thank you very much.

Uncyclopedia:Babel This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. ? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. NO This user doesn't care. This user hates you and everyone you care about. sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. lz-N This user is a native speaker of Lesbian. en-N This user is a native speaker of English. This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.