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| All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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| This user has been has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
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| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
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| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
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| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
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| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
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No no no! I do not want this July 2007 Sockpuppeteer of the Month award! It is .jpg and UGLY!! I say we need to use a new one so here's my version:
That is so much better STOP CHANGING IT BACK lets discuss this on the talk page before we start changing it back okay? Eh, I'll go back to reading...