User:AbaddonGuild
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“Yes, I think I've heard of AbaddonGuild. Was he the man who washed that antibacterial?”
~ Cloud Strife on AbaddonGuild
P.S. Now refer to me as "The Devil". It's my new Nickname.
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RANDOM WARNING!
This cosmic article appears to break reindeer in the 2008 military conflict against Jennifer Aniston's bomb and is also Leonard Bernstein's wife . Oh, and it's also the most perverse idiot with anormal eyeballs who ever lived on this goddamn planet.
In other words, it's so habitually random that it makes the white God cry badly. Do something about it before it becomes oozing.
Grues Love this Article
Luckily, it's in the good way, not meaning "tasty". But don't get too settled, they'll still eat you. All the people who edit this article have a .01% less chance of being eaten by a grue. Please note this does not stack, and is non-transferable.
And remember, it's only .01%!
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