User:Abwayax

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

du-E This user only speaks Dumbass because it was a required course in school.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.

pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

vg-F This user got an F in Vogon and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

“That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' Abwayaxs on this motherfuckin' plane!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on Abwayax

“Abwayax will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”

~ The Borg on Abwayax

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Abwayax from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Abwayax moves amongst those within the gate freely, Abwayax's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Abwayax appears not a traitor; Abwayax speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Abwayax appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Abwayax rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Abwayax is the plague.”

~ Marcus Tutilius Cicero on Abwayax

Abwayax is a relatively unknown something-or-other from the relatively unknown island of Ackphthys.

He is also, according to it, "someone".

He was supposedly born in the year 1318, graduated from the Ackphthys School for the Relatively Random and Unmundane in the year 1337, timetravelled to the year 20XQ to fight the hordes of the cyber-czar Curious George, went back to 1337 when he realized that he forgot to bring his underwear, and lived to be over 666 years old.

Abwayax is one of the hardest words to pronounce and/or spell, coming in at third behind Exlxlblob and Izwzyzx.

Contents 1 Beliefs 2 Quotes 3 See also 4 External links

[edit] Beliefs

• All of you ffall to the stegasooras.
• All of you pphail to the tyrannosooras.
• Something is not right here.

[edit] Quotes

• FOO!!
• BAR!!
• FOOBAR!!
• ACKPHTH!!!

[edit] See also

• ???
• My parody on List of weapons that don't exist, but should, thanks to Izwzyzx who invented the desserts themselves
• ?
• ?

[edit] External links

Abwayax's personal server

This article is complete, irredeemable katzenjammer. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and agrees at the thigh. If you attempt to acidify this, you will most seldom edify Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will google your Pokémon!!!!!!

This is a vanity page. This page is a shameless example of egotism and is completely worthless. The author is pretty darn hot, though. You have to admit that.