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God Hates AdvancedK9!!

This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell. Luckily, the so called-experts have found a wiki for the right called Conservapedia.

OH NO! This page contains Pokémon! Don't get hit by flying members of Team Rocket, and make sure that dumb bitch Misty doesn't steal your bike!

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or cast Frotz before it eats you too.

This article is likely to give you a seizure, or at the very least make your eyes BLEED! (NO,REALLY!) BLEED! (NO,REALLY!)

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING! This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 6666-6666-6665 (damn).

[edit] HELP!

No that wasn't me. that was a group of Pokemon!

Help me accomplish their dream, and make an Article on one of the 493! for:

Project UPP(UnPokePedia)

Please. Do it. Because it's to late to turn back.

Once you've read the last sentence, if you don't make an article on a Pokemon, the person of your dreams will die. If you don't have one, Michael Jackson will rape you:

Please, Sing up here and specify what Pokemon you will do:

[edit] Sing up

Go to the discussion page and sing up NOW!