User:AhhDiddums

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This user is a zombie Give up your brains, and walk away.

“I'd hit it.”

~ User:AhhDiddums on Self

AhhDiddums

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user has been blocked 3.14159 times.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user loves pi

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user fears the clowns.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.

The prophecy revealed so long ago hath finally been brought forth, as I am the foretold bringer of the downfall of Uncyclopedia (and those worthless fucking olds). Well, mostly just the olds.

Contents 1 About Me 2 Why I'm Here 3 I'm An Asshole 4 I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge! 5 Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch 6 I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!) 7 I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES! 7.1 August, 2008 7.2 April - May, 2008 7.3 March - May, 2007 7.4 Februrary, 2007

[edit] About Me

My name is Cory, but "douchebag" will suffice. My location is a mystery... but if I was up your ass you'd know where I was!

I'll probably have sex with you if you bake me cookies.

Any page edits I make that turn out to be terrible, I just tell people I'm Stephen King and never talk about it again.

For your own safety, DO NOT open this door!!!

[edit] Why I'm Here

• Become an admin just so I have power to abuse.
• Uncyclopedia is the Hot Topic to Wikipedia's Gap. All the more attractive 12 year olds come here X-D
• This is the best place to not have a life.

[edit] I'm An Asshole

Rape is such a negative word. They should call it "surprise sex."

"SURPRISE, WE'RE HAVING SEX!!!"

[edit] I Am A Purveyor of Knowledge!

• Molten Gay
• Election
• Randy Jackson
• 28 Gays Later

[edit] Proof that John Grisham is My Bitch

• The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel

[edit] I'm a Poet, and I Didn't Know It! (OMGLOLOL s000 cl3v3r!)

• Harder, She Cried
• Dave Matthews RULES

[edit] I r t3h Journalist! OH NOES!

[edit] August, 2008

• 12. McCain to announce VP via tin can and string

[edit] April - May, 2008

• 11. Timmy accused of having cooties
• 10. Nader campaign voices concerns over spoiler effect

[edit] March - May, 2007

• 9. Falwell starts campaign against God
• 8. Video game blamed for school attack
• 7. Hamburglar executed

[edit] Februrary, 2007

• 6. Wikipedia admin gets laid
• 5. Student arrested for 15lbs of crack
• 4. God found dead at age of 15 billion
• 3. Study shows most zombies seeking a healthier diet
• 2. Hylian teen arrested for property damage FEATURED - 3/8/07
• 1. Anna Nicole Smith dead, other stuff also probably happening