User:Alexc
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[edit] History
Alex Chatwin, mother of 12 misguided individuals, was a precocious young scamp. After discovering the Higgs (while searching for a matching pair of socks) he went on to shamelessly promote himself.
Indeed, Admiral Alex Chatwin must be recognised not only as a great physicist, but also as one of the great Naval leaders of Napoleon's time.
Having been born in 1952, he was promoted Captain, HMS Spiffing, aged 6. He now runs a brothel in central Soho, London, GB with his partner David Smithy-smith (of David and Goliath fame).
After bumming around europe for a few years, he returned to bending school for a masters.
His two years on a micro-palaeontology and incendiary course at RGS were cut short when it was found the staff had all exaggerated their CVs, only one of whom having more than a GCSE in chemistry. A myth sprang up that there had been a plot to poison the town's water but no evidence to support this has emerged, hence proving its authenticity.
[edit] Naval Status
He achieved the rank of Admiral largely for his drinking of 8 large pepsi's while leading a small fleet known as the Quiz Armada. His leading work in denouncing John's Beard also helped bring him to the attention of the British Admiralty.
he is a proud conservative supporter, and sported a lovely blue hair do for the 2005 election night .. (he's a freak)
[edit] Songs
Alex has come up with a number of awesome songs including 'stupid double round-about' and 'Kepco-Bop'. Although no record deal has been signed, its widely believed that he is keen to offer these songs to the public
[edit] Recent Activity
Alex has been trapped in his room ever since it became clear that one of the people in his house had successfully created 2 clones, which allowed him to use the bathroom and kitchen 24/7. One of the David 'Cloning' Alsops, is currently under investigation for multiple suicide It should be noted that Alex isn't entirely new to cloning, having proposed The Emma Experiment.
The advanced technology used by the library of misguided individuals and pitied fools was recently used to perform a resurrection of Major Sir Alex C after his summary execution
