User:Andorin Kato

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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Ljlego.

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This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.

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Welcome to the most Moxious userpage on Uncyclopedia!

BEFORE YOU PROCEED:

I am NOT an administrator. I cannot restore your deleted article, or unban you. Go on IRC and talk to an administrator if you want those things.

I CAN, however, help with things like article formatting, VFH voting, Pee Review (though I'm not too reliable because I tend to suck), easing a young n00b into the world of Uncyclopedia (see my userboxes for more info, specifically the ones about Adopt-A-N00b), etc.

If you vandalize this page, there's a process I go through:
- First, I take a look at what you've written, and I laugh.
- Then I click "History", click "Rollback" next to your most recent edit, watch your changes get erased, and laugh.
- Then I go to your talk page, write sarcastic remarks about your vandalism, and laugh.
- Finally, I report you to an admin, watch you get punished, and laugh really hard.

Questions, comments, concerns, etc., can be brought to my attention on my talk page.

[edit] My Finished Articles

Francis Winkler- retrospective of Mr winkler is GAY.

HowTo:Win the PLS- made for the PLS. Narrowly failed, bringing in fourth place. Based off of personal experiences.

The Best Article In The World- spoof of Tribute by Tenacious D.

UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia- failed VFH.

Hägrid the Horrible- combination of Hagrid from Harry Potter and Hägar the Horrible.

Bob the Generic n00b- parody of Bob the Generic Fighter.

The Hell Outta Here- inspired by the Zork 3 weapon of the same name.

Old Man (Legend of Zelda)- rant about the Old Man from the original Legend of Zelda.

The page that doesn't exist- my first work, my own version of This page does not exist. Was moved to The page that doesn't exist, but got deleted in the Cookies,yum! war. (For details, see here.)

[edit] Rewrites and Current Projects

RuneScape- I'm still watching this article today. It's one of those that gets hit a lot by fanboys who add stupid stuff. In March 2007 I stripped down and cleaned the article of a lot of its crap, and I still aspire to turn the article into something feature-worthy one day, even if it involves a complete rewrite. Well, that is, until it got CVP'd. So now there's just my original version.

Wasting Time- my second contribution, a rewrite. Ignore it.

User:Andorin Kato/Citizenship on the Internet- my current project, still in the shipyards. Kudos to Ljlego for the 'chopped image.

User:Andorin Kato/KoL- my current rewrite, of Kingdom of Loathing.

[edit] Uncyclopedia-Related Hobbies

First and foremost: the GRUE ARMY. Led by High Gen. Grue, I hold the rank of Admiral and the special rank of Commander of Outpost Beta, which I maintain.

Second: QVFD. In addition to General and COB, I'm the Grue Army Vapist. Whenever I feel like it- which is usually quite often-, or when I receive a tip, I patrol several pages for crap to add to QVFD, so they may die the death they deserve. Those pages are New Pages, Broken Redirects, Short Pages, Recent Changes, and Double Redirects (though I fix those, rather than QVFD them).