User:Antonio.bustamante

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Sensei Antonio


Yeah, that's me. Cool, uh?

PublisherSensei 21
First appearanceAfter severe meditation in Tibet, he decided to go to Ecuador to begin changing people's ideas, values and beliefs,
Created byHimself, that is, God
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Real nameAntonio Bustamante Mirayo
StatusSexy
AffiliationsUN, CMSFQ, George Bush
Previous affiliationsEuropean Association of Spanish Pimps, United Nations for Sex Machines
Notable aliasesSpanish Pimp, Sensei, Sensei 21
Notable relativesConfucius, Che Guevara, Adolf Hitler, Satan, Cartman, God
Notable powersFly, X-Rays, Premonition

Antonio Bustamante Mirayo, a.k.a. Spanish Pimp, a.k.a. Sensei, a.k.a. Sensei 21, is a 17-year old Spanish student who nowadays lives in Quito, Ecuador.

He is the webmaster of a technology weblog called Sensei 21, he is also a sensei (master in Japanese) who in a previous life existed in the remote mountains of Tibet.


Uoooouuu

~ Apefucker

He is a great example for humankind! You guys should be like him!

~ God

Antony man es bacan

~ The Pimpmaster Freddy Salazar

I thought I was the sex machine, but then Sensei Antonio appeared and... everything changed. Now I'm a woman

~ Confucius

I didn't commit suicide, this guy killed me!

~ Adolf Hitler

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~ Michael Jackson

Don't drink and drive, govern and kill

~ George Bush
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