User:Arashi
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“Fuck you!”
~ User:Arashi
The user Arashi is probably just some dumbass who really doesn't matter worth shit. Though, in reality, he h4xes t3h z0rkz0rz 0hn03z!!11111shiftone
...Oh, and he watches Rozen Maiden. Furthermore, he is considered to be responsible for fifteen major wars.
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[edit] Controversy
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Arashi's sexuality is currently unknown. While he pleads to be gay, people claim he has had sex with a girl. Nobody will ever know for sure, as this information comes only from unreliable sources.
[edit] Discography
Actually, he doesn't record music. Yet.
[edit] Superpowers
- This list is incomplete; you can help by not doing anything about it.
[edit] Status
| This user is an evil clone of Arashi. |
| This user is a mutant. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
