User:Armando:Timor Infobox Template
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| Motto: "Run for the hills!" | |||
| National Anthem: Xanana in Pyjamas | |||
| Capital | Dili | ||
| Official languages | Portuguese, Tetum, Pidgin, Fear | ||
| Government | What day is it? | ||
| Independence | 1999 | ||
| National heroes | Xanana "In Pyjamas" Gusmao, Patrick Viera de Mello, Vasco "In Pyjamas" da Gama | ||
| Population | 200,000 (approx) | ||
| Religion | Roman Catholic | ||
| Economic activity | None | ||
| Currency | Postage stamps, coconuts | ||
