User:AyumiKitada

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Ayumi Kitada Has a Doctorate in Psychology, Theology, Humor, and a Master's Degree in Communism?

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Ayumi Kitada will only refer to his self as Doctor Ayumi Kitada to make a point or to impress others?

“Sorry you'll have to take a message the Doctor is not here right now.”

~ User:Wire4001 on AyumiKitada

“Why do you despise me so?”

~ Koda Kumi on AyumiKitada

“私はこのユーザーを好む”

~ Japan on AyumiKitada

“Коммунист выигрывал из-за вас.”

~ Lenin on AyumiKitada

“ I am the Best Hindu homosexual Communist pro. Gun Ex-Mormon Otaku Uncyclopedian Who Suffers from Asperger Syndrome. Because I am the only Hindu homosexual Comunist pro. Gun Ex-Mormon Otaku Uncyclopedian Who Suffers from Asperger Syndrome, That's why.”

~ User:AyumiKitada on AyumiKitada

“I have no respect for nameless IP's or they're crappy ass contributions. ”

~ User:AyumiKitada on IP's

Hello

<insert name here> WELCOME to my page if you have something to say plese go to the discussion page and plese Dont Vandalize my page or I will seek revenge. Yeah im a bitch like that.

About Me

one of many things i dont like

Private First Class Member of the Order

This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal of a fanboy and the grace of manga.

This user is The Leader of the American Otaku Association. Thay are all powerful, Bow down before there power.

This user is Openly Gay. And is unabashedly proud of that fact.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Evolutionist. ...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

NO This user doesn't care.

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese. ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский. us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. ao-N This user is a native speaker of AOLer. en-N This user is a native speaker of English. re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English. sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. nq-N This user is a native speaker of Nelly queen. MW-N This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki. bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level. vl-4 This user speaks Valley girl at a near-native level. enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level. ca-P This f****r speaks Canajan, eh? heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ht-G This user does not speak HTML and furthermore believes HTML to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of HTML.

My Name Is DR. AYUMI KITADA Leader Of The American Otaku Association

I Am A stereotypical Japan Whore. I LOVE all Things Japanese Especially My Goddess Queen Of J-Pop Miss. Ayumi Hamasaki. However i am also a big Fan of Miss. Crystal Kay And Miss. Rei Fu. that is the trinity as far as I am concerned in that aspect of music. if you are wondering why I'm such a rabid Ayu fan its probably because I am gay and as a gay man I need a Pop Diva to devote my life to and instead of being a Madonna fan or one of though's guys obsessed with Cher I Decided to be a little more original. Besides that Ayumi is already best singer in existences period.

• On a more personal note I do have a problem spelling. this is do to the fact that I suffer from two things one I have Asperger Syndrome and two I was raised in the south and then moved to Kansas City where people "Warsh" things. so if I have misspelled something kindly correct it but don't rub it in my face. also i am an Openly Homosexual male And I Refuse To take Any Shit From ANY ONE on that Subject.

this pic is so funny its one of the few things i like. (but for the record Anal sex dose not hurt)

Things I Dislike

Things I Dislike Are as fallows (The List gets longer the older i get, i am a vary bitter person.)

1.That Bitch Koda Kumi, Yeah that's rite i don't like her deal with it.

2. American POP

3. Anyone that apposes the will of Ayumi Hamasaki.

4. Republicans

5. That Whore Utada Hikaru

6. The Queens English

7. The color yellow

8. The Color Lime Green

9. Any Bill that bans gay marriage

10. My Ex .

11.Capitalism

12.Sony Corp.

13. the # 13

14.Mormons (I once was one)

15. That one thing.

16. IP Contributions (There not really people)

Stuff I have Edited (heavily)

• Ayumi Hamasaki
• Koda Kumi I hate her, I Hate her, I HATE HER!
• USA
• Missouri
• Area 51

Stuff I Started

• Crystal Kay
• assigning every state a state anime

My Other work

is under the Proud name of User IP 65.30.49.77

My Frends

• User:Kalir
• User: Zombiebaron
• User:Wire4001

My Awards

Original Ninjastar I award Me a Ninjastar because I think I'm special. –AyumiKitada

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

This is my first ever Legit award I'm so happy

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

• The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 04:12, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

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