User:BellicoseSycophant

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The coolest man to ever wait this long to get an account.

[edit] I Rock

You do not.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. en-N This user is a native speaker of English. uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English. de-4 This user speaks Deutsch at a near-native level. fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français. vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl. ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer. ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.