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[edit] Sesame Street on MTV
The idea for the PBS television program "Sesame Street" was born in 1968 when a number of residents of SESAMI bought a street in New York City and began to siphon funds from a local grocery store known only as "Mr. Hooper's Grocery Store" (by then already a front for the distribution of illegal Hawaiian Dutch pizza, which they relocated to the New York City street). The perpetrators of the theft were all Muppets (also known as "Felties"). A modern incarnation of "Felties" can be seen as the Russian Mafia.
The Felties had intended to use the stolen monies to finance the import of crack, vitamins, water and kittens from Wahiawa in Hawaii, through King-pin Jessica F. aka luv. But it was not to be. Jessica F., the mysterious and beautiful King-pin, announced that the funds would be diverted to two new projects, one aimed to corrupt the minds of the young innocents who watched television in diapers everywhere and the other, to fund a trip to New Zealand to see Ryan. Some Felties protested - those that did were instantly killed. In the ensuing power struggle Small Bird, Jango Fett (Hired by Small Bird as a mercenary), The Cyanide-Cookie Monster and Kevlar the Grouch were murdered and replaced with Felties loyal to the cause, some replacements were Roundhouse Kid, Black Munky, DCYT and Ginga Fury (All these were muppets left out during the original auditions for Sesame Street roles). Hence, "Sesame Street" was born, where only the strong survive and the rest grow up into depressed and suicidal adolescents
[edit] Kenny McCormick
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[edit] Grizdar
| Grizdar | |
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| Genre | Animation Science Fiction |
| Running time | 30 minutes |
| Creator(s) | Jhonen Vasquez |
| Starring | Phil LaMarr Steve Kehela Christopher Lloyd Kevin Michael Richardson Maurice LaMarche Jim Belushi Eric Roberts Wally Wingert Kevin McDonald Richard Steven Horvitz Andy Berman Melissa Fahn Rosearik Rikki Simons Ted Raimi |
| Country of origin | United Sates |
| Original network/channel | Cartoon Network |
| Origional run | October 2007- January 2011 |
| No. of episodes | 152 |
| IMDb page | |
Grizdar is an aniamted series created by Jhonen Vasquez after his Invader Zim cartoon was cancelled. It was however, considered a rvival of "Invader Zim" because the show's fourth season featured the irkens as the man villains. (Zim included) The first series ran from October 2007-January 2011 on Cartoon Network with 5 seasons and a total of 140 episodes. The second series, which consisted of 12 episodes ran only during Febuary 2011. Grizdar centers around Stan Grizdar, a 43 year old Zardonian from the planet Zardon who takes up residence on earth with an alien scientist known as Dr. Zan'Dozz Zeeltor, and works a desk job for a business tycoon known as Mr. Thompson (Voiced by Jim Belushi). It is also his job to save the world, as well as the galaxy from various evils.
[edit] Cookie Monster
He has Cookie burning and Bad little girl sacrifices every year. In the current year of 2006, it has now been reported that the Cookie Monster, beloved of millions, is in fact, a cutter. Cutters, most widely identified with the strange and cultish movement of Emu, tend to rend their own flesh at the merest suggestion of emotion. During the recent onslaught of negative press the Cookie Monster has recieved over allegedly forcing children to eat cookies and making them fat, he was seen with several strips of aggravated blue flesh below three strips of missing hair. When questioned, CM broke down in tears, saying that he had been listening to bands such as Fall-Out Boy and Coheed and Cambria. He is currently in a rehab home for the emotionally normal but feel that they have to stand out in some way or another. To view the t-shirt, go to tshirthell.com
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[edit] Almighty Tallest
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The Irken government is based on a dictatorship where one rules over the others. They also have a rather controversial way of choosing their leaders that the New Republic consider to be a form of "white supremacy." The determination of the Irkens' leader depends on the candidate's height. The tallest Irken automatically becomes the leader of the others, or the "Almighty Tallest" as called by the Irkens. The job of the Almighty Tallest is to keep watch over the other Irkens and make sure that they are doing their job. They also oversee major invasions and other major events. (see "Historical Days") Previous Almighty Tallests such as "Almighty Tallest Nigzarvich" (who is now the CEO of the Solana Galaxy's most popular fast-food chain, Galaxy Burger) have help the Irken Empire flourish and become successful in conquering many planets and gaining much wealth. The present leaders, Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple (there are currently 2 leaders because Red and Purple are both the same height) are not the best leaders the Irkens have had. You could say that that Red and Purple are the Irkens' answer to planet Earth's past president, Dubya. Instead of keeping the Irken Empire running smoothly, they have been known to instead relax, eat, and huff kittens for hours on end without stopping. Though incompetent and lazy, Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple have managed to keep the Irken Empire running as well as keeping Invader Zim from ruining major events and social gatherings. Aside from runing the Irken Empire (which very little time is spent on doing this), Red and purple like nothing more than to relax, gorge on junk food, and go on a double-date with Sebulba's female masseuses. This however, has infuriated Sebulba to no end, especially since he can do nothing about it or the Tallest would send some Invaders to conquer his home planet of Malastare.
[edit] Political Advisor
During the Separatist movement that triggered the Clone Wars (and eventually the fall of the Old Republic and rise of the Galactic Empire), the Irken Empire wanted to "cash in" on anything that the Separatists, such as the Trade Federation, would gain from breaking away from the Republic. To make it easier to become involved with the Separatists, Almighty Tallest Nigzarvich (who was the irken leader at the time) called for the formation of a new political position, namely the Irken political advisor. His job would be to make many of the "difficult" decisions that the Almighty Tallest had to make (usually in the best interests of the Irken Empire) and to negotiate a fair arrangement with the Separatists. The Irken political advisor also served as senator and voice of the Irken Empire and helped his people flourish during and after the days of the Clone Wars. The Irken Political advisers more recently however, are Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple's answer to Dubya's Karl Rove. Their current political advisor, Rarl Kove, advises them on financial decisions, invasions, and represents the Irken empire in the Galactic Senate. Rarl is also the main reason the Irken Empire has flourished under the rule of Red and Purple. Also, thanks to Rarl and his friendship with Cyborg Zim, the Irkens formed an alliance with the robotic supervillian Dr. Nefarious and this alliance helped the Irkens both financially and otherwise because Dr. Nefarious was both rich and had resources that were deeply coveted by the Irkens.
[edit] Frinko - Goings on of the Living Dead
- A large soul-stealing entity was captured on April 10, 2006 by the Ghostbusters.
- Slimer is sent to rehab by the Ghostbusters to help his eating disorder.
- There has recently been yet another sighting of Elvis's ghost. This time in Luigi's Mansion.
- Vigo the Carpathian takes the fashion world by storm.
- Ghostbuster Egon Spengler denies accusations that his practice of "ghostbusting" is infact scientology recruitment.
- The Winchester Mansion has become engulfed by shadow creatures.
- Kenny McCormick is killed as a ghost after dying yet again.
- Great News for Ghostbusters fans! - On May 16, 2006, Ghostbusters 3 was confirmed to be in production, and may be released as early as 2008!
[edit] Chris Griffin
Chris Griffin ( 1990 - 2005 ) is one of the main characters of The O.C, the Royal family annex cartoon series. Horribly overweight and unpopular with girls, Chris' character seems to get increasingly more awkward as the show progresses, and more childlike. An example of this would be a recurring joke in which Chris sees an evil monkey in various places throughout the "bum guy's body". As he seems to be the heir to the throne, this is quite worrying because the health of his father, Peter Griffin, that is obligated to take 10 laxatives a day.
Not many Family Guy episodes center around Chris, but two of the notable ones would be "To Love and Die in Dixie," in which Chris befriends a girl he thinks is a boy, and "...And the Wiener Is" in which Chris' father, Peter Griffin, deals with discovering Chris has a bigger peepee than him, Chris is also uncircumcised.
Other Jobs
Chris has had many jobs throughout his life, each more challenging and bizarre than the last. Some of his notable jobs include: Smuggling kittens out of Canada, assistant/lacky to younger brother, Stewie and artist. He later forayed into politics where he aided in the search for Osama bin Laden and his evil boss Bert.
[edit] Grim Tales from Down Below
[edit] Bert is Evil Images
 Mugshot of the San Francisco Police Department. |
 Bert and Hitler. |
 Evil Bert and Ernie. |
 Bert recruiting would-be terrorists for his nefarious schemes. |
 Bert and Bin Laden. |
 Evil Bert and his gang of Evil Muppets. |
 Bert responsible for Katrina? |
[edit] Invader Skoodge
Skoodge is the most hardcore bastard ever. He's so hardcore, he refuses to go on any diets, as well as clean out any stains in his uniform, despite how many years it's been there. After he completed his mission, he killed the guy who created the Atkins diet plan, then returned to his leaders to brag about his wonderful news. The Tallest decided to destroy him, but with his powerful immortality super powers, he lived, just like how he does with everything else. Some people criticize him as a fat bastard, but Skoodge likes being fat, probably why he had a bitter hatred for Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton. He lives in his grandfather's old ranch, despite how his grandfather was a pedophile, but Skoodge never noticed this. His grandfather died when he had a heart attack while masturbating. But Skoodge doesn't seem to know yet, despite his obviously rotting and decaying body.
[edit] Irk
Irk, a planet in the Bogon Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is home to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An Ass Of Himself On National Television Is More Entertaining Than Watching SNL". Despite the negative press from the rest of the the galaxy, the Irkens have become well-established throughout the galaxy, from opening fast-food restaurants like Galaxy Burger to conquering various planets and enslaving the planet's inhabitants for the fun of it (their exact motive for conquering various planets left and right is to this day, unknown). Although the Irkens have a home planet, they prefer to operate from their star fleet that orbits whatever planet they plan to conquer. Their major operations take place in an Irken capital ship called The Massive, which hides a vast array of weapons and whatnot. The Irken Empire has a rather odd way of functioning and every Irken has a job to do in order for the empire's plans for galactic domination to take place.
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[edit] Invader Zim Comic Strip
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[edit] Frinko - Videos
[edit] Bart vs Skinner lightsaber duel
[edit] The Lost episode of Seinfeld
[edit] Grand Theft Mario
[edit] Round Table with Al Michaels, Ray Romano, Harold Ramis, and Kermit the Frog
[edit] Wrong Sounding Muppets
[edit] CBS's other names
CBS stands for many things associated with the network, including:
- Cocasian Broadcasting System
- Cross Burning Station
- Continually Blatent Stereotyping
[edit] Blue Man Group
The Blue Man Group is a trio of mute aliens who apparently communicate through telepathy. They have some fooled into thinking that they are three performers in blue paint who have a fascination with drums, Polyvinyl Chloride piping, and twinkees. Actually, the fascination with drums, PVCs, and twinkees part is true, but the three performers in blue paint is NOT. There are over sixty Blue Men stationed here on Earth, only appearing in shows three at a time to avoid panic.
- Their Evil Plot
The plan of the Blue Men is simple:
Turn everything in the world blue.
Yes, this seems stupid, but in their culture, turning a planet blue means that they have conquered it. Why do you think Neptune is blue? No, it's not because it's a gaseous planet or whatever. That's exactly what the government wants us to think, so there isn't an outbreak of mass panic. And, why is the sky blue? Not because of refracted sunlight. THEY did that! They're lastest project is the ocean. So far, they've only been able to blueinate the Carribean.
- What We Can Do
Basically, when it comes down to the big picture, we can't do shit. However, there are some things that we, as individuals, can do to slow down their progress.
- Don't patronize their shows. The more fans they get, the more powerful they become.
- Kill old people. Senior citizens are actually Blue Men in disguise.
- Once per week, smears yourselfs ups with butter and run around the neighborhood wearing nothing but thong and a coconut bra. This will confuse any Blue Men that are watching, and make them wonder if they really want to colonize such a weird planet.
- Pollute the skies and water, so it will wear off the colour blue:
- Burn your garbage. Throw what remains in the river.
- Forget the toilet, crap in the river.
- When you're in a swimming pool, pee in the water.
- Rig oiltankers with explosions and cause a "natural disaster."
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[edit] Frinko Current Projects
[edit] Grizdar
Grizdar, Jhonen Vasquez's second animated series after "Invader Zim" was cancelled. Frinko is open to episode ideas. Please leave suggestions here. Fake episode "screenshots" are also welcome.
[edit] Zim
The Zim expansion project. They'll as big as Jesus!
[edit] The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy comic strip
[edit] Dora The Explorer
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“I PITY DA FOO WHO WATCHES THIS CRAP!”
~ Mr. T on Dora the Explorer
“Hello (echo: hello, hello, hello)? This place is so neat I can tell nobody's been in here before. I claim this place in the name of the Queen!”
~ Oscar Wilde on colonizing Dora's vagina
| Dora the Explorer | |
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| Kingdom | Spanishlishous |
| Phylum | Chicolia |
| Class | Bitchola |
| Order | |
| Family | Lindsay Lohan, Eduardo, Carlos Mencia |
| Genus | Doranum |
| Species | Beaner |
| Power Plant | Acid |
| HP: | 1 |
| Mana Points: | 61 |
| Strength: | 1 |
| Intelligence: | Spic - Level 5 |
| Weight | 666 pounds |
| Main Goal | To hop the border |
| Special Attack | Ultra-Fart |
Dora the Explorer, born Dora La Frita Bandita Conchita Maria Lolapolooza, is a famous archeologist-adventurer and explorer portrayed both in animation (voiced by Rita Moreno) and in live-action film (starring Angelina Jolie). The main goal of her television show is to boost the spanish takeover of the United States of America by forcing children to learn the language of the mother country, pero, asi no es la verdad. In actuality, the average 4 year old's eyes glaze over during the spanish parts and then light up again when Boots comes back on screen. She has abnormally huge eyes and talks by shouting. No me gusta Dora.
She is helped in her adventures by her enslaved monkey (who goes by "Boots") as well as various inanimate objects, such as a Backpack and a Map, which she talks to during her long, solitary journeys, especially when suffering from food and water deprivation, and smoking the occasional joint. It is speculated that she suffers from schizophrenia, though this has yet to be verified as true.
Among Dora's fabulous discoveries are the Lost Art of the Convent, Spock's brain, Osama Bin Laden, Dan Quayle's teddy bear, the Ravi Shankar Stones, Miley Cyrus's Vagina, your mom, the nutritional value in an episode of In Georgia wit'Polly Dean, poop, Jimbo Wales, Italian-American Gangster Waldo, various dildos, and the Holy Girdle used by Elvis Presley to conceal his belly-fat during performances. Dora became a Princess when a wicked witch that turned into a tree gave Boots a drugged banana and she saved his pointless little life. To turn into a princess, she had to turn a dragon back into an abusive prince, teach the rocks at Stonehenge how to sing, melt all the yellow snow and make poppy flowers grow out of a hill, and then she had to moon the lion king before the tree witch came and smoked her ass with a bazooka.
Her primary weapon is an endless loop of the viciously repetitive and mind-numbing children's song Backpack which is said to produce comprehensive confessions from Iraqi prisoners after 15 minutes of torture play. Although this violates the Geneva Convention, article XVII, which clearly states - No physical or mental torture, nor any other form of animated cartoons shortened or otherwise, may be inflicted on prisoners of war to secure from them information of any kind whatever. Prisoners of war who refuse to answer may not be threatened, insulted, or exposed to any Dora the Explorer theme song melody including and/or especially consisting of repetitive "Backpack" songs and limited to and not excluding thereby thus said animation theme songs of any kind, sort, or duration., the American public remains unaware of the psychological damage this may cause and continue to purchase Dora paraphenalia at a staggering rate.
Her chief enemy is a fox (duh, it's known that foxes are archenemies of explorers) named Swiper the Sniper. Swiper carrys around a sniper rifle everywhere. "Who do I have to blow around here to get a bottle of malt liquor and a pack of Lucky's?"
It is posited that Dora took up the androgenous name Dora as soon as she started in "the business." Dora is also known as "The Explorer", because of her unique ability to explore and fulfill the fantasies of the millions of American children who are getting straddled with obesity as they prefer to sit on their zombified little asses and watch her on television rather than actually doing something that will benefit them, such as forging their parents' wills.
For example, if Dora has to pick up a friggin' carton of milk she will say, "I need your help!" and then ask your idiot kids to motion like THEY are picking it up so that she can get past her Tourette's long enough to pick the damn thing up herself. This became problematic in episode 2.3 when Dora was trying to take a shit behind a tree and said, "I need your help!" Also, Dora is immodest. She teaches your kids it's okay to be fat and let your stomach hang out of your t-shirt.
There are rumors that abound claiming that Dora and Boots are involved in an inter-species relationship, but others have her linked to Bob the Builder, Tom Cruise and even Spongebob Squarepants although that is unlikely since Spongebob is GAY. Her "little Lord Fauntleroy" hairstyle has fallen under scrutiny as well and unnamed sources suggest a connection exists between her and Andy Dick or Rosie O'Donnell. Elmo has recently revealed that Dora is actually dating the Holiday Hawk, although Hawk has made no mention of this. But Dora would finally die on December 3, 2006. Swiper leapt out of the woods. Dora said "Swiper, no Sw-aaaaah!" This is cause Swiper shot Dora in the face with an armour-piercing rifle. Then Swiper raped Boots and disemboweled him.
Dora was in fact briefly married to Bob the Builder, taking on the name of Dora the Explorer the Builder. The two were soon divorced, spending 77 consecutive hours bickering in court over who gets to keep the tool boxes and sex monkey (Boots). It was said that Dora had cheated on Bob for all three of the Power Puff Girls, Po from the Teletubbies, a strange fruit from Veggie Tales, Charlie Brown, Hello Kitty, her own cousin Diego, Garfield, and Pikachu.
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Some Cool Wallpapers by Frinko
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Homer busts some ghosts with his new gear! |
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In this picture from possibly the early 1900's, the Ectopuses terrorize New York Harbor. |
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The Ectopuses attack a couple of Ferrys, one leaving New York Harbor and the other pulling into New York Harbor. |
 Dr. Nefarious was so desperate for galactic dommination that he appeared on CNN to talk about his master plan. |
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Homer gets ready to trap some ghosts and lock them in the containment grid. |
 All Your Galaxy Are Belong to Invader Zim and Dr. Nefarious. |
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Brian Griffin a Ghostbuster? Yup, he sure is. |
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Invader Zim has finally vaporized that annoying purple freak, Barney! |
Seeing Bert at the site of what remains of New Orleans makes you wonder if he was the one who caused hurricane Katrina... |
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The Ghostbusters of Springfield. |
 Invader Zim and the rest of the Irken Empire. |
An Invader Zim Evolution themed wallpaper. |
 The Irken Invaders. |
[edit] Prometheus - Worship
Prometheus was widely worshipped by prehistoric societies. Even today shrines dedicated to Prometheus can be found in many areas formerly occupied by ancient civilizations, and in the Pentagon. Many prominent cult figures still pay homage to him to this day. And in the United Kingdom, on November the 5th (dubbed Bonfire Night) Prometheus is honoured with huge fireworks displays in memory of his torching of the Earth. And the Americans once a year reinact his stealing of the fire by hollowing out pumpkins and putting a lit candle inside, on All Hollow's Eve.
[edit] Erin Esurance
Erin Esurance is the devil spawn of a group of insurance salesmen who also go around as vampire pirates. Erin, having been born half vampire, also works by day as an insurance spy.
The Birth of A Demon
Erin Esruance was born under mysterious circumstances involving salesmen, pie, and three gallons of toxic syrup. Details on what date she was born is unknown, but it is estimated she may have been born 50 years ago. This has not yet been proven.
The salesmen, of course, were not just ordinary salesmen but they were VAMPIRE PIRATE INSURANCE SALESMEN (also known as Vampirates). It is estimated that the DNA of these wicked creatures were inserted into the fetus of a baby to create Erin. Raised on the blood of those who did not buy insurance, Erin would grow up to have orange hair (though originally it was brown). She knew nothing of the methods of which she was altered and felt strange, dazed and confused. She would work under many jobs, including a burger flipper.
Esurance: The Armageddon
It wasn't until recently in 2004 that a company known as Esurance would notice her talents while she was working as a police cop. Seeing her extraordinary skills, she was then kidnapped from her home and employed by the group under the supervision of a smelly woman who never bathed named "Kristin Brewe", who, in an act of insanity, believes Erin is her daughter, referring to her as a "labor of love". Forcibly trained to become a deadly spy, Erin would soon be bound to work for Esurance by stealing information from other insurance companies. Fucking thief. They also changed her hair to pink for some unfathomable, cruel reason because that's what they all voted on. They used a highly toxic chemical to forever alter her hair, further mentally scarring the already mentally scarred Erin, and ensuring her growing insanity to this day.
Kristen, being the insane woman she is, says that someday, Erin will fight global warming alongside Al Gore while donning a sexy negligee and carrying a jar of peanut butter just to arouse the men before she robs them of their insurance money. She believes Al Gore will be wearing a leather French maid outfit and a bondage mask (which she seems to fantasize about way too often).
The Victims, The Body Count, And So Forth
Aiding her in her death march is a mysterious stranger who only wishes to call himself the Mysterious Stranger. He is so mysterious, he is rumored to be working with other insurance companies, but Esurance has not been able to prove it. Ooooh. MYSTERY! He may also be related to The Sphinx from The Mystery Men Movie, who's powers include being "Terribly Mysterious". Truly, truly, truly mysterious... (NOT outrageous. Sorry Jem Fans, but he's mysterious. Which is much, much, much cooler than being truly, truly, truly outrageous.)
There have also been rumors of Erin dating the GEICO caveman but this is also not confirmed. The caveman, when questioned about being involved with the Esurance girl, reacted angrily saying "What, so I'm not 'evolved' enough to be dating a cartoon homo-sapien?!" then rolled his eyes, and shook his head, "Excuse me, I've got a call from my mom, I'll put it on speaker phone," he then said before answering a cell phone.
The Hair
Erin's hair has also gone through many other colors during her career.
- Green
- Blue
- Lavender
- Vomit
- Bacon
- Gold
- White
- Black
- Pee
- Taco
- Plaid
- Snot
- Cap n' Crunch
And others. Only for it all to go back to that fucking gay pink color. Can you believe it?!
Other Things to Note
- Erin's handiwork has claimed the lives of 100 insurance companies. Yours may be next!
- She hates you and she wants you to die unless you invest in Esurance.
- It is rumored she may be in love with the Mysterious Stranger, but the Mysterious Stranger refuses to tell.
- The motorcycle she drives is actually made from the bones of her victims.
- Have you ever seen the Hulk cry? Erin has. Twice.
- If you see all of the Esurance commercials, backwards, while tripping on acid, the meaning of life will unfold before your eyes and you will have to kneel down and cry. Results may vary, but you will probably have an epilectic seizure and swallow your own tongue by the time the third car explodes in less than two seconds.
- She used to be "male" until the old "he" got the perfect (most best) sex change operation, or so the rumors say. Esurance continually denies this, and when asked, Erin simply smiles before asking, "Have you invested in Esurance yet?"
[edit] Titanic - An Alternative View
[edit] Captain Template
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[edit] Esrb - GARBAGE
This is a game about cars, but Garage is misspelled. A populair Gar(b)age game is Putt-Putt. This game could have been just as populair as Freddi Fish, except for the fact that it's about a purple car, and nobody likes purple. Therefore it was quite revolutionary, that the brains behind Putt-Putt invented the different colors that you could spray at Putt-Putt so that you could finally get rid of that eye-hurting purple. At this point thousands of extra copies were sold, and Putt-Putt tried to reach the level of populairity that Freddi-Fish had already achieved. There is only one thing that was forgotten: You could change the colors of Putt-Putt into any color you can think of, except for the rather cute combination of dark yellow and bright orange, that made Freddi so damn popular. When people started realising this, Putt-Putt fell into a so called "deep, deep hole" and was never to be seen again.
[edit] Evil Fanfic Template
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[edit] Doom
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[edit] Brazillian Plane Crash
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[edit] Saturday Night Underworld
[edit] The Red Guy
Cow, Chicken, Weasel and Baboon's arch nemesis. He is an often-incompetent antagonist disguised as various authority figures (principals, kings, lunchladies), trying to either scam the protagonists or torment them. In some episodes, multiple and seemingly distinct Red Guys are present, usually working together. So What if this Crap encyclopediac in fact Who Cares thats what this place is about not giving a Damn thats what!
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