User:Bomb

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Bombs asplode.

Duh.

Christ, why are you looking this up on a user page? I'm pretty sure we have a real one, though. Limme check...

"DAMMIT!" "Ack, the pain..." "What's up with Chris? He looks... broken."

Well, sure as hell don't have one now.

AHYUK YUK YUK!

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This user is a complete, irredeemable lava. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and steals from at the icicle.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is the random erudite blasphemy that swallowed his duodenum inside of your driptray so you must fumble him/her with your snug daydream.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

Panic! This user knows Vogon poetry and will not hesitate to recite it.

[edit] Info

The creature known as Bomb (blowitcus upinyourfaceitcus) is one hell of a weird creature. Although native to North America, it understands British humour fairly well, and as a result, sometimes sounds British (What the bloody hell are you yammering on about, you wanker?). It is consistantly confused at life in general, but he deals with it. He can also turn into a Scotsman.

[edit] Things that piss me off

• People who put penis in articles
• Dicks, pricks, and hicks
• Anything cute or "fluffy-wuffy"
• Creamed corn
• Boy bands
• Smartasses
• User:BENSON
• authority
• The illogical
• Running out of funny ideas
• People who ALWAYS type in leet/l33t/1337
• Devil worshipers
• Not having the cool weapons from the list of weapons that don't exist, but should.
• Preps

[edit] Er... I forgot what this section was going to be...

Damn it, it was going to be really funny too. Argh, I wish could remember what it was! Ah, well, nobody cares.