User:Boomer

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WELCOME!!!

My name is Boomer, though you can call me Boomsta. Yes, I know that's longer. Shut up and deal with it. I have written exactly three articles, had zero of them featured, and zero of them are rewrites. In fact, none of them are even finished. Isn't that wonderful? Instead, I am the head of People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness. We're a group that focuses on reviewing articles and giving useful suggestions for improvement. If you ever need a way to help out Uncyclopedia, come on by, because if you don't, you're a self-centered egotistical narcissistic jealous lazy-ass Wikipedian prick. If you want to talk to me, you can contact me at my talk page or on IRC, if you can find me. Good day.

Yea, yea, my userpage is small. Don't care.

“Actually, this guy's userpage is pretty small.”

~ Cajek on how he's never actually seen Boomer's userpage before