User:Bronze ent

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Bronze Ent

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Term of office:

2101 – 2109

Preceded by:

Conan O'Brien

Succeeded by:

James Hetfield

Date of birth:

June 20, 2087

Place of birth:

The Moon

First Lady:

Tyra Banks

Political party:

Democrat

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God Hates Bronze ent!!

This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell. Luckily, the so called-experts have found a wiki for the right called Conservapedia.

“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith proves nothing”

~ Neitzsche

Bronze Ent is a user and writer for Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Life Story, as if anyone cares

Bronze Ent , born Michael W███████, is a teenager who lives in Watertown, NY. My life isn't that interesting so lets make some shit up, shall we?

In the summer of 1990, Chuck Norris and Oprah gave birth to their first son, whom they named "Michael", he was a normal baby who weighed 11 lbs, 3 of which were his penis. He was raised in Watertown, Ny by invisable Zebra-Centaurs. Once he had mastered the skill of auto-falletio 14 years later, he ventured into life on his own. He traveled from NY all the way Ohio......By travelling east. He battled many androids, and faught many demon spawn on his journey, and with only an MP3 player with heavy metal songs on it, and 50 American dollars.

Did you know...

...that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?

By the time he returned home 3 years later, he had slain over 207 demons, and 754 robots. He now resides in his mansion with his girlfriend Tyra Banks and his modest 311,181 Myspace friends.