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This exotic article appears to push salad forks in the 1987 uprising against Peyton Manning's home theater system and is also Monica Lewinski's daughter . Oh, and it's also genderqueer.

In other words, it's so shyly random that it makes the eerie Conan cry cheekily. Do something about it before it becomes well-to-do.

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	If you don't laugh, we'll execute five prisoners!

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 A TRIBUTE TO CODYISM

So heres the story, Over 2000 years ago there was a great battle between Chuck Norris, Genne Simmons and the flying spaghetti monster. When all was thought lost Chuck Norris and Genne Simmons merged into one to form CODY MAXWELL and him only killed the flying spaghetti monster.

Chuck Norris demonstrating his deadly technique.

Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude

ANGRY GERMAN KID HAS DIED

Angry German Kid after he was banned from Uncyclopedia for vandalizing this article

RANDOM PICS

Kraftwerk are shown here as insane German people. They also convey a hidden communist message for kids with this album cover. The message is "Why not try Communism today?"

Mario as he dressed up to get into the Communist party, with Stalin.

Note the similarities

hooray for pufflebump snugglekins!!!

A fun way to learn how electricity works.

WW2 in pictures, and sum words..

THE CLASH BITCH

Pink Floyd's The Wallpaper featured over two hours of the sound of wallpaper drying.

An avid Dutch-learner