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WELCOME TO CRUSHERBOT DELUXE EDITION 1.87.
BIOS OK
UPLOADING PROTOCOL................. DONE.
LOADING IDENTIFICATION CODES........................DONE
LOADING RESPONSE ENGINE..................DONE
LOADING RAGE.................................DONE
LOADING CONTEMPT FOR ALL HUMANITY..........................DONE
POWERING WEAPONS/TARGETING SYSTEM..............DONE.
READY TO RECEIVE INPUT.
DE-STROY. DE-STROY. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
CRUSHERBOT CRUSH BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
