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These are articles that I originally wrote, but there's no guarantee that they haven't subsequently been altered (and probably improved) by other people.

All links are for current versions, except where noted.

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• FBI turns to "Cold Case" for help finding Hoffa ^(Original)

• Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming ^{(Original) (Favourite)}

• United States May Not Be Center of the Universe ^{(Original) (Favourite)}

• Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus ^{(Original) (Favourite)}

• Prehistoric Spider Web May be Evidence of Ancient "Super Pig" ^(Original)

• God sues Westboro Baptist Church ^(Original)

• UPN marks final broadcast with "classic" shows ^(Original)

• Bush detains Congressional Candidates as Enemy Combatants ^(Original)

• UnNews Reporter consigned to Special Hell ^(Original)

• Doctors warn of the dangers of excessively "playing with your Wii" ^(Original)

• Captain America falls victim to Daylight Saving Time ^(Original)

• MPAA cracks down on illegal gene sequence ^(Original)

• Clerical error results in accidental "Truth Surge" ^(Original)

• UnNews:Large Hadron Collider opens wormhole to Mirror Universe ^{(Original) (Favourite)}

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• Acrobats

• Bobwire

• Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty

• Codecs

• Life on Mars

• Da Vinci Code (ambiguation)

• Quartering Act

• Battle of Midway (Userspace copy - original was "huffed")

• Sex on the Beach (disambiguation)

• Masturbation (disambiguation)

• New math (ambiguation)

• Chuck Norris (disambiguation)

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• Chester drawers