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Cab
Cab

Classification	Multy-Facetic Beign
Position	Cab
Weapon	Legendary Sword: ZX
Loyalty	God
Weakness	Good People
In it for	Killing People

This is a user page, if you got here looking for the four wheeled-fuel powered object look somewhere else.

This is a user page if you got here looking for the supercomputer keep reading.

“Yeah I killed that guy”

~ Cab on Killing that guy

“I couldn´t beat that guy”

~ AAA on Beating Cab

[edit] The Legend

Cab is a legendary man from an extremely little excessively poor country in America Called Panamá. If you think you know him see the list of other people related to him:

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Anonymous
AAA

[edit] How he looks like

Cab in all its splendor.

Cab, as it is known, have never been seen in public and it is actualy unkown how he looks like. Actually, he is just a piece of grammar. Three letters known for being the three last letters of the alphabet. He looks like three letters in a blank space. An extremely good custome.

[edit] Life and Death

Cab lived a short life and then died. His body was then thrown in a local dumpster with no funeral service or coffin

[edit] Life as a Super Computer

The "Cab" program featuring his best image editing program: MSPaint

Once Cab died Big Boss found Cab and opened his head. Then he inserted a USB 1.0 port on the back of Cab´s brain and connected it to a SuperComputer. Therefore Creating the Cab "SuperComputerProgram" or M1cR0s0ft as it has been called.

As a SuperComputer Cab "took care" of hundred of issues for Big Boss.

[edit] Building the Egypcian Pyramids

Cab´s Pyramid,turn so you can understand it. If you look closely you can see Cab´s very own trademark: the Cab name.

“Building the ancient pyramids was easier than eating pie”

~ Cab on How easy is eating pie.

After Cab was asked to make some pyramids for his egypcian friends he replied simply.

Where S is the size of the pyramid, T is the triangular form of the pyramid, and P is Pie; being 56, obviusly, the overall size of each pyramid´s angle in comparison to the size of pie.

The Egypcians where very lazy, so they asked Cab to do all the work. Cab accepted. The picture on the left shows what Cab obtained from this.

[edit] The Y2K

During the conflict of year 1999 (a.k.a. "Why to Kill") where the Cab Super computer was the primarly concer as it was supposed to kill everyone in the planet. Little was said by Big Boss and thus by Cab, he just limited to say:

“I would have liked to kill you all but they didn´t let me.”

~ Cab on Y2K

Unfortunately Cab decided that the answer to why to kill was killing Big Boss but being it imposible. He decided not to kill a thing.

The debate on how killing Big Boss is better than killing a planet is still on.

[edit] Return to Humanity

The sheet of paper looked pretty much like this one.

Cab got bored of the life as a SuperComputer, the Chics, and the extra-free killing; so he decided to load his brain back into his body(Which had alredy exploded a year earlier). Unable to find it, he tough it was Bill Gates doing, so he just print a MSPaint image of himself and downloaded his new mind into it. Apparently the only thing in existance able of storing the massive mass of intelligence and dumb called Cab´s brain was a simple, little, 3", sheet of paper.