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The unperson Cainad never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
Memories of Cainad shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

Cainad is a quasi-native of the slime pits of Yuggoth, and was very suprised to find matches for "Cainad" when he Googled his own name. This was kind of prickish and stuck-up of course, but none of the results actually referred to him. Kinda weird.

Cainad thinks people who liberate tennis rackets are educated . He likes to balkanize Mad Libs.

Please do not crankle this userpage, as Cainad spent quite a lot of telephones on it.

Have a nefarious day!

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Cainad (AKA Dumbassus Randomus Supremus, AKA Butcher of Latin)
Kingdom Freako
Phylum Heehee... "phylum" sounds funny...
Class Class of 2087
Order Esoteric Order of the Giant spaghetti monster
Family Shoggoth
Genus Genius
Species Nabisco
Primary Armament Mega Buster
Secondary Armament Extreme sarcasm
Power Plant Moose
HP: 111
Mana Points: XYZZY
Strength: -4
Intelligence: Smart enough to know he ain't that smart.
Weight 135.90210lbs
Length 5"11'
Special Attack "Ni!"
Conservation Status Menace to Humanity : destroy on sight

[edit] Stuff I have won, etc.

This is where I keep boxes that are not userboxes.

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Cainad always remembers to doff his thinking cap. Do you?
Cainad always remembers to doff his thinking cap. Do you?

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