User:Cajek

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Ideas/Userspace

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Friends' Awards

Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

DJ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Sucker for Punishment Ninjastar

This user is a complete sucker for punishment, and can never seem to stop getting banned. –Doctor Skullthumper

A you voted wise Ninjastar

You made the correct choice at NotM –AE

There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Under-used Ninjastar

I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – Under User.

Cyber Ninjastar

For voting for me on RotM. Thanks mate. –SysRq

You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 3rd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit