[edit] My ideas

(Again, if you want to start one of these articles, TELL ME! I love collabs!)

Puppet government - governments all over the world are presided over by, you guessed it, puppets.
Game:Stone the Sinner - decide how to go to hell fastest!
UnBooks:The Prince and the Pauper - written by different authors: e.g., Franz Kafka (prince becomes cockroach)
The Fox and the Hound and the Yog-Sothoth - parody of The Fox and the Hound, a saccharine Disney movie
Not Enough Robots - history of the phrase, meaning
Car horn - styles of car horn, "without them, how would you know you're a douchebag?"
UnNews:Cocky tween detective finally loses case
Meatspace
African Tourism Department - about how everyone there is starving for commissions.
Why?:I should be allowed into Heaven
Letter to You in Rateme.com - Letter explaining why I gave you a 1/10
My Town / My Neighborhood / My Old Neighborhood
The Company Vision
Big History Test - a guide on how to pass
Bigfood - purposefully lame parody of Bigfoot I guess. ...IDK.
Barv - a restaurant of ill-repute
UnNews:You're all fired. Merry fucking Christmas.
Bloated Corpse Wearhouse - in commercial form
The Fruit Stand In The Chase Scenes - about the fruit stand that ALWAYS gets crashed into by some chase scene or another.
Sub-par Apocolypse - that apocolypse last Wednesday was really lame.
Anti-Matter Pickup Truck - a new hybid idea. Commercial style, maybe?
Alternate Universe Wikipedia
3-Point Turn
Basic Fish Maintenance
Telephone Wire Shoes
~~UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17~~
Crosscountry Sudoku
UnNews:Horse Elected Mayor
Wholesome Article - kind of like A Very Special Article but with more content, less 4th wall breaking.
~~The Old Country - a haggard old grandma talking about how horrible the old country was~~
Mountain Lion 2.0 - no more "endangered species list" for these intrepid pioneers! TAKE THAT, HUMANS! unnews story
Spear 2.0 - a bunch of cavemen designing a new spear
Hard Work - how hard is it, character building, etc.
Stealth Bomber - how stealthy, what makes it stealthy, who made it, importance, appearance in pop culture
~~I Was Once a Man~~ ...see User:Cajek/I Was Once a Man
New Ideas - like how the Son of Sam was a law abiding citizen until his neighbor's dog started filling his head with "new ideas"
Cold Hard Facts
Gender Reassignment for Dummies
UnBooks:Diary of a Planet
~~Museum of Misery~~ ...see User:Cajek/Museum of Misery
UnNews:Car in Dude Where's My Car? finally found
Other ...As in the answer everyone puts on polls
Abstain
Calm ...A la Normal
Vacation Slides
European Rhinoceros ...A la African Giraffe
~~Catchphrase~~ ...links to one of my own pages.
Cliffhanger
~~Floor~~ ...finished, I guess. Disappointing result.
HowTo:Pretend to be a King
HowTo:Be Well-Adjusted
Why?:Choose Ethnic Cleansing
HowTo:Write fortune cookies
HowTo:Be the guy in a romantic comedy
Why?:Make your breasts smaller ...from Why?:Have Humongous Breasts
HowTo:Staple
Why?:Leave me alone
Why?:I hate you all
Uncyclopedia is okay ...from Uncyclopedia is the worst - __NOCAJEK'D__ - I'll write this, I'll yell for you if I need help. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 22:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
The Holy Book of hand grenades
HowTo:Hear what the forest is trying to tell us
Why?:Its all in the wrist
Why?:Disagree with everything
HowTo:Write the great American suicide note
Why?:Vote for me for class president
Why?:Turn the other cheek
Why?:Keep Trying ...from Why?:Give Up (see Unknown user)
HowTo:Romantically finish each others sentences
Why?:Be the antagonist
Why?:Have a secret identity
HowTo:Break into Area 51
~~Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small~~ - I might write this Cajek. I'll give you a holler if I need help --Æ (User:AE/Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small)
HowTo:Read Palms
HowTo:Tell who your real friends are
Why?:Be a male ballet dancer
HowTo:Be An Extra In a Summer Blockbuster
~~HowTo:Write the Great American Novel~~ - oh my God. I call dibs. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 21:11 Mar 27, 2008 User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/HowTo:Write the Great American Novel
Why?:Be rich, beautiful, and famous
Why?:Be a drunk hobo
HowTo:Make nuclear power at home
~~Why?:HIDE!~~ - sorry Cajek. I had to steal your idea and write it myself --Æ
~~HowTo:Fall Off A Cliff~~ see HowTo:Drive off a cliff
Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards ...from Technobabble I've been meaning to write this for a while. CAKE J! <-> (Dec 31) 15:19 (see User:Cajek/Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards)
HowTo:Try Too Hard ...from Why?:Give Up
HowTo:Open Stuff
The Worst That Could Happen
UnScripts:Death Scene
UnScripts:Christmas Special
Why?:Does cajek keep getting banned -- this needs writing before soon he gets really banned... VERY FUNNY, ASSSSHOOOOOLLEEEE
Why?:Should Cajek stop doing all this 'Real World' stuff & come back to Uncyc

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[edit] The Sport of Article Writing

A new idea I developed... Here are the rules so far:

Both players each have one hour to write a funny article on any topic that the other player says to.
It starts at the first edit and ends one hour later.
You have to start the article 5 minutes after it's announced (make sure both players are online at the time).
It has to be either a Why? or HowTo article (so that the article can actually be finished in an hour, and so that there's some direction)
OPTIONAL: Both players have to use a designated picture in the article, no matter how random it is, and make it fit with the context of the article.
OPTIONAL: Both players have to use 2 or 3 designated sentences in their article. Same rules as the image rule.
OPTIONAL: This can be played in teams, but edit conflicts will become a problem.