User:NEKO.ca

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THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

In AD 2007, war was beginning.



No! No! Jan: How the hell did you do THAT? Uh... Ctrl+alt+del! Kara: At midnight, we all go home. John: M@y t3h f4rc3 b w!th u!

“Outside a wolf, NEKO.ca is the most terrifying thing. Inside a wolf, it's nice and soft.”

~ A vorarephile on NEKO.ca

“NEKO.ca is my nomination for next king of the world.”

~ Oscar Wilde on NEKO.ca

“Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No.”

~ Link on NEKO.ca

“Hey! WHAT are you doing? Trying to play a high C without the register key?”

~ Fernando Burtoni on NEKO.ca playing his clarinet

子ネコの世界
Koneko No Sekai
Land-O-Leet


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: AYBABTU

Anthem: I don't feel like dancing

Capital

<insert name here>'s favourite nightclub

Previous capital

<insert name here>'s ex-wife's house

Largest city

<insert name here>'s home town

Official languages

Whatever language <insert name here> speaks

Government

Democracy

National Hero(es)

Declaration
of Independence

1337

Currency

Mo-money

Religion

Holiday Hawkentology

Major exports

Art

Major imports

Electricity

[edit] Biography

NEKO.ca is a Canadian guy. He is a nerd who spends a lot of his time developing: Programming Languages, Games for the Nintendo Wii, Cars, Ways to defeat Oprah, Ways of being a dick with a time machine, Methods to make logic = fact ; fact = [ All your USA are belong to Canada ] = true (The previous statement was in AERO, his programming language), and much more! Also known as Canada-kawaii, NEKO.ca is also an excellent skier, and skied down the very lift line the Quicksilver Express chairlift had its accident on (2 dead, including Oscar Wilde), at the very time it happened (He was 0.02 seconds away from being crushed by a falling chair). Of course, the Quicksilver was designed by Americans, and the old owners of Whistler Mountain, the former location of the lift, went broke due to a lawsuit by That Guy. More Canadians have since bought Whistler out. He has 2 girlfriends: Josefina, the moustached fembot, and Hannah, the half-cat girl. They always follow him around trying to get his love. He is an avid Blu-Ray supporter.

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The Avro Arrow is feared by all!

[edit] E-Mails

Subject: Notice
HELLO!

Yo hobie G wazzup in t3h house dawg?
L33TK1NG

Subject: Get lich quick
Herro

Find the way to wearth with the Mirrion-Dorral Pylamid! It incrude the guide to crimbing the pylamid with the gleatest ease. Levear youl financiar skirrs and crimb the pylamid. This is the way to get the ralge money. E-mair me at hoojao@pyramidschemes.cx
Hoo Sung Jao