User:Claudius Prime

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Commander of the Order

Captain

Connecticut College Arboretum, My Favorite Place

Claudius Prime. Someone please doctor this image so it looks like I'm taking a leak.

[edit] I’m Back

Yes, I have returned, and just in time to write more articles. I'm currently working on Spain, stop by, and give me your thoughts.

Claudius Prime Has A Lotta Class. Don't fuck with them.

[edit] Articles I've Written

People
Emily Dickinson	Jack Kerouac
Copernicus	Doc Holliday
Marilyn Monroe	Niccolo Machiavelli
Virgil	True Love
Catherine the Great	William Wordsworth
Pablo Neruda	Titian*
Boethius*	Claude Monet*

Topics
Dead	Mortal
Recycling	Robbery
Conscious	Damnation
Divine Retribution	Spontaneous Combustion
Rivers of Blood	Treason
Subconscious	Existence
Renaissance	Home invasion

Places & Things
Map	LAPD
Central Park	Cancer
Purgatory	Locusts

• With contributions, and help from Mhaille

[edit] Articles I've Helped Write

Anaïs Nin
Collaboration with Mhaille

Khalil Gibran
Collaboration with Prettiestpretty

Handicapped
Collaboration with- Prettiestpretty, and Todd Lyons

Patriotism
Collaboration with Mhaille and Todd Lyons

[edit] UnNews Articles I've Written

• Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack

[edit] Articles I Need to Start Writing

• The Ghost of Christmas Past
• Metternich
• Project Mayhem
• Randall Flagg

[edit] Interoffice Mail

ORDER OF LYONS ~ 2nd CLASS For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.

Featured Article: Patriotism This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Alia's Really Cool Shoes Claudius Prime... I clicked them together three times but nothing happened! I'm still stuck in La-La Land watching midgets dance and sing. But, I'm happy because i have these really cool shoes, and that is a good thing, because i want you to know, that just like my shoes, you are really cool too....isn't that great!---Lady Alia Kenobi

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