User:Commander0ion

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[edit] Commander0ion - AKA -Ion General Commander of the Seas

“Thanks to Ion General Commander of the Seas I now have a harem of fresh watter mermaids in the middle of Lake Superior! ~ Oscar Wilde on Ion Gemeral Commander of the Seas.

Ion General Commander of the Seas (IGCS) is a demigod in near human form, he has been charged by the God Poseidon with the protection of Lake Superior. Lake Superior is Poseidon's greatest territory of "fresh" water. Poseidon would undoubtedly protect this vital territory himself, if it was not for the tragic fact that The God Poseidon as a salt water denizen of his mostly salt watter territory would undergo shock and loose a great amount of his power. IGCS's power can be quickly assessed as he is not a full blown God his power fluctuates based on completely on unknown factors. The greater IGCS's power the longer his hair and the brighter the blueness his hair. --Commander0ion 07:36, 22 June 2008 (UTC)