User:Contestant/userbox
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| 3 | This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
