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I am a
Goa'uld possesing a
crayfish, also know as a Cray'uld.
[edit] Story of Self
I am both Bat Fuck Insane and Ape Shit Crazy. I have ADD so I can't... uh...
Sorry, I can't pay attention long enough to make a page. Kitten Huffing is fun but puppy huffing is dangerous. I blame everything on hippies, communists, George Dubya Bush, and you.
[edit] Intellegence
Intelligence? Intellegince? Intelligince?
Fuck it! Spelling isn't important. What was the question?
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[edit] Life-style
I am God of Crayfish so I spend my time trying to conquer the world with my shelfish armies or running crayfish politics and scocial matters. For dinner I eat the brains and hearts of people who annoy me and drink the blood of my enemies.
[edit] Education
I got my basic education at Stoner High School, but afterwords forgot everything.
[edit] Templates
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The
iBox 360, an entirely original product.
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They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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