User:Crazee Boy

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Crazee Boy

Kingdom	Homo Sapien
Phylum	Furry
Class	Pervert
Order	Yiffius Maximus
Family	Forever Shamed
Genus	Current Subscriber
Species	Mixed Breed
Binomial Name	Bisexual what?
Primary Armament	Claws
Secondary Armament	Yiffing
Power Supply	An efficient gas-based system located in the rectal area that requires near-constant fiber to function.
HP:	Over Nine Thousand
Mana Points:	-1
Strength:	1.7 Bananaphones
Intelligence:	LOL!
Weight	369 LBS
Length	5 1/2 inches when stiffened.
Special Attack	Yiffing
Conservation Status	Kill the motherfucker!

This user has Attention Deficit Look-at-the-birdee!

Please buy him some ritalin so we won't have to put up with him.

Please discuss my sexual preferences here.

The number you have dialed is not in service.

“This is a user page and not a phone number.”

~ Captain Obvious

1 Did you know...
2 In Sveedish
3 ATTACK OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLATES
4 A Few Quotes About Crazee Boy
5 Wheeeeeeeeeee!
6 And Now For Something Completelee Different
7 Articles Crazee Boy Made
8 Articles Crazee Boy Has Rewritten
9 Crazee Boy Is Gay

[edit] Did you know...

...that Crazee Boy is crazee?
...that Crazee Boy is a furree?
...that he likes Meat Loaf?
...that he regularly visits Wikipedia?
...that he doesn't want you looking at his vah-jay-jay?
...that Gordon Freeman was a furree?

...that this list is padded?
...that he likes boobs?
...especially of the furry variety?
...that he also likes Rough Gay Wolf Sex?
...that this list is getting annoying?

“This list is, in fact, annoying and long.”

~ Captain Obvious

...that he once witnessed the Pope's eye beams in action?
...that he fucked your mom, and escaped her fat rolls to tell the storee?
...that he got a blowjob from your sister?
...that these "fucked your (family member)" jokes aren't funnee in the least?
...that this list is still veree annoying?
...that he plays Doom?
...that he plays Garree's Mod, and doesn't make scenes of Alyx taking it up the ass?
...AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA?
...that this list is over?

[edit] In Sveedish

Crazee Boy is a fery uneentelligent foorry vhu eejuys nutheeng mure-a thun repeeng helpless uneemels und geefing oorel sex tu Germun Shepherds. He's oocceseeunelly knoon tu mestoorbete-a veeldly et zee seeght ooff ferel dugs in zee street, und hees fefureete-a mufeee-a is Deesney's Rubeen Huud. Seelly foorffeg!

I EM SVEEDISH!