User:Crazycraig18

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“Crazycraig18 is undoubtebly the sexiest person alive!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Crazycraig18

[edit] Helloooo

Hello my name is Craig but thats Mr Craig to you... Have a look round my user page and all of my templates which i have lazily put on...not that i'm making you look or anything....its your choice you know...i don't want to force you....

I AM AGAINST ANY FORM OF KITTEN HUFFING...not really hehehehe........

[edit] The articles which I have improved dramatically

Human vs. Kitten War

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"Crazycraig18"
Crazycraig18
Species	Homo Erectus Eroticus
Classification	British
Position	The President of the Great and Glorious Republic of Hell
Motive	Form an army to take control of Uncyclopedia by Force (use of the Grue army).
Weapon	Killer Eye Beams
Super Powers	Telekenisis
Born	September 28th, 1BC.
Attribute	Awesomenessess
Level	12000
ATK	120000
DEF	1
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