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Homosexuality is sexual activity between members of the same sex.

Sexual relations between two men is condemned in both Old and New Testaments. It is forbidden directly four times in the Bible.

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Old Testament

• Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.
• Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

New Testament (Epistles)

• 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality more

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Following years of contempt, despair, anguish, noobish behavior, sexually transmitted diseases, and spanking all around the ultimate noob finally got his due. Oh, and so did the other guy.