User:DJ Irreverent/Democracy

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Democracy is the process by which the 40 watt bulb in the parliamentary toilet is powered, specifically the back light - the front one is powered by nepotism and backslapping. Democracy is a long and convoluted

Bus loads of school children often come to marvel at democracy in action.

Perfect democracy basically means power to the people, ie. the modest candle would be installed in a toilet that the majority of people used so that everyone and their concerns could have their time in the spotlight.

This however lead to branch stacking whereby

the first instance of branch stacking was sometime in ancient Athens when... the women, now with the majority, then moved the candle to the female toilets incense