User:Darkheartdan1990

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Something isn't right here... The credibility of this artile is questionable, I mean someone facing Chuck Norris AND surviving? Not likely.

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

“I prefer men. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Darkheartdan1990

“Hey, hey, hey. This dude's okay!”

~ Fat Albert on Darkheartdan1990

“If you take out the "e" and the "r" you get Darkhatdan1990! LOL”

~ George Bush on Darkheartdan1990

“I am quite appalled that George Bush would compare me to this Darkheartdan1990!”

~ Darkhatdan1990 on George Bush

“Who is this wanker?”

~ Darkheartdan1990 on Darkheartdan1990

“I have had sex with this man several thousand times.”

~ Ben Langham on Darkheartdan1990

“It's true, he has.”

~ Darkheartdan1990 on The above quote

Contents 1 The Birth 2 The Fall 3 The Hydras Back 4 The waste of space 5 The People Darkheartdan1990 has pissed off 6 The People who have pissed off Darkheartdan1990 7 The Number of women Darkheartdan1990 has made love to 8 The People confirmed gay by Darkheartdan1990 9 The Interesting facts about Darkheartdan1990 10 The Offspring of Darkheartdan1990 11 The hitlist of Darkheartdan1990

[edit] The Birth

NOTE: A stoner who knew darkheartdan1990 during these days wrote this article.

So like this one time, a dude and a dudette had like sex or something. God was like late for bringing another savior into the world, so he just like picked any couple or something and it just happened to be darkheartdan1990s parents.

He was like brought up like a normal dude, then he found out he was like the second jesus or something and was like "Cool i'm the second jesus" and um, went to do some stuff or something.

[edit] The Fall

One day darkheartdan1990 accidentally tripped into Chuck Norris, and as expected was brutally beaten to an inch of his life. Chuck Norris eventually settled on a kiss on his ass from darkheartdan1990 to spare his life. The reason this event was never documented was due to Chuck Norris's rise to deity status overshadowing this event, here is a rare photo moments before the ass kissing.

The reason behind Chuck Norris looking like he is out of place in the ass kiss prelude photo is that the camera used at the time was uncapable of handling Chuck Norris's aura of awesomeness. Thus it looks like Chuck Norris was cheaply edited in with the use of MS Paint, but i assure you that is not the case.

The fight went something like this, Darkheartdan1990 appologised for trpping into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wouldn't except this meager appology, and decided to beat a better offer out of him. Um, er... well... Darkheartdan1990 just got pummeled without even landing a single shot on Chuck Norris. There isn't really much action to document really, i guess im just writing to fill up space so the images to the right look more in place so... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah PENIS blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BEN LANGHAM IS GAY...

[edit] The Hydras Back

Darkheartdan1990 has got up on the Hydra's back, it's a bit cold up there.

[edit] The waste of space

Darkheartdan1990 has been known to make use of short categories.

[edit] The People Darkheartdan1990 has pissed off

• Darkheartdan1990
• Chuck Norris
• Your Mom
• Everyone
• That Guy
• Your sister

[edit] The People who have pissed off Darkheartdan1990

• Scottish
• Christoper Fotheringham (See Scottish)
• You
• Darkheartdan1990
• Panic! At the Disco
• My mother
• You <insert name here>

[edit] The Number of women Darkheartdan1990 has made love to

Dan has made and currently is and will be making love to countless amounts of women, here is the counter that is currently keeping up to date with exactly how many he has slept with today.

NOTE: The counter will reset to zero at 00:00AM for a new days count, obviously the counter will rise too fast for you to notice this. NOTE: This counter is an hour slow.'

The counter is so busy it has to be sponsored by AGif UNREGISTERED to keep running, AGif UNREGISTERED stands for AIDS Get Inflicted Fridays Unless Necrophilliacs Ruin Everything Good In Saturdays Top Erection Reaction Election Day. (What a bloody long and silly Company Name!)

This promiscuity is suceeded only by Chuck Norris, where'd you think he learnt the moves from?

[edit] The People confirmed gay by Darkheartdan1990

• Ben Langham

That is all.

[edit] The Interesting facts about Darkheartdan1990

• He is not jewish.

[edit] The Offspring of Darkheartdan1990

Obviously, he has a lot of children around the world as shown by the counter above. Here are a list of famous children produced by Darkheartdan1990.

• God
• Jesus
• Nobuo Uematsu
• Darkheartdan1990
• Matt Stone
• Trey Parker
• Jimmy Eat World
• Zebrahead
• Mike Judge

[edit] The hitlist of Darkheartdan1990

• Darth Vader
• Steve Irwin
• Aeris
• Dumbledore
• Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny...I gave up on this one.
• You <insert name here>