User:DarthMichigan

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“Hey, this guy must be from Michigan!”

~ Captain Obvious on DarthMichigan

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[edit] DarthMichigan

I am a crazed, adolescent, nerd with no life and no skin coloration, much like many Michigander high school students. I am known for my username being a blatant "Darth _____" joke. I enjoy long walks on beaches and spouting unnecessary, random information. WARNING: I, DarthMichigan, have a rabid, insane amount of patriotism about my state. If I begin to foam at the mouth while reading/editing articles that have something to to with Michigan, just... just walk away slowly.

I made this image... or at least photoshopped it... but not with photoshop. Whatever.

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a geek.

n00b This user is a n00b.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

ja-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Japanese.

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

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sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

enr-X This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers.