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[edit] Archive

Where old stuff that was on my discussion place goes that doesn't really belong there anymore.

[edit] Newbing Out

This is from the day were I ~~used to~~ n00bed out.

[edit] Archive Number One- Mon, Apr. 38 11:27am

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