User:Demonbob

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. This user is an evil clone of Emmzee.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

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usb This user likes to use userboxes. BS This userpage is bullshit.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? 1337 This user is elite.

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. This user is a jackass.

Certificate of Respiration is hereby granted to: Demonbob for his/her ability to breathe. --Uncyclopedia HowTo

[edit] Dem Articels

Exploding has often been acknowledged as one of the most difficult actions to ever attempt, but here is a quick list of directions to do so in the quickest manner. First, choose a path. There are many ways to incur explosions, and be aware that this process has a 97% fatality rate, with the other 3% having only their head intact.

• 1) Gather one (or two, depending on the potency of the explosion you want to occur) of the following items: Grenade, Bomb or Missile. Also, for ease of use, gather a hammer as well, it aids in the speed of activation.
• 2) Sit in a well aired location, if you are a worshipper of Allah, also try sitting in public.
• 3) Place explosive in lap.

(NOTE: Pick your choice of action for step 4.)

• 4a) If you did not take the hammer, manually activate your selected explosive device. Do NOT move.
• 4b) If you did take the hammer, proceed to beat it upon the explosive until the explosion occurs.
• 5) Enjoy! (Read More...)

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