User:Dexter111344

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Contents 1 Bow Down To My Greatness! 1.1 My Articles! 1.2 UnNews Articles I Wrote 1.3 HowTo's I Wrote 1.4 Other pointless things I wrote 1.5 Articles I've Put On VFD Or QVFD & Have Gotten Deleted 2 Bitch, I can spit! Give me that mic! 3 Give Me A Dollar

[edit] Bow Down To My Greatness!

[edit] My Articles!

• Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time - I was the original IP who created this dreaded list, and, since I created an account, I've added the pictures, improved the grammar throughout the article, rewrote the beginning phrase, and added several of the pick-up lines.
• Reasons for the Holocaust - I'm done. It's good. There!
• Alfred Packer - I saw this when I was going through the Recent Changes one day and I expanded it from just the Captain Planet theme song-type lyrics to an actual article.
• Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison? - Mine bitch.
• User:Dexter111344/Popeye the Sailor Man - The current Popeye article just isn't funny to me so I'm making my own version. I'll be done with this by October 2009 because of how much I procrastinate.
• Albert Fish - Mostly true, but I find it funny as hell.
• Conspiracy theory - They're after me!!!

[edit] UnNews Articles I Wrote

• UnNews:PacMan Wanted In Connection To Shooting - Pretty good for a first UnNews article.
• UnNews:Superman holds the first shape-shifting competition of super-heroes - Obvious what I was doing at the time?

And if you can't tell, I was reading comics ya idiot.

• UnNews:The Joker found dead - Figured I'd go the "He was Joker" instead of "He was a gay cowboy" route. Not really funny, though.

Third lead article on Jan. 23-25, 2008.

[edit] HowTo's I Wrote

• HowTo:Make money without getting a job - Pretty good.

[edit] Other pointless things I wrote

• User:Dexter111344/Funny Naruto-related article
• User:Dexter111344/I am NOT going to do this!

[edit] Articles I've Put On VFD Or QVFD & Have Gotten Deleted

• A lot. I like putting crap up for deletion, and you should, too!

This is a good page to find stuff to put on VFD: User:Dexter111344/Articles to be put on VFD

[edit] Bitch, I can spit! Give me that mic!

• Some of my Raps because I'm better than Lil Wayne. He sucks.

[edit] Give Me A Dollar

Seriously. This is my page, not yours. Either give me a dollar or get lost. Bastard. Fuck you too, buddy! But seriously, I need some money. Oh! Look at you with your credit card. Well, no one will give me any credit because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I have to work for what I have!* Give me some money! Please! I'm begging you! No one will give me a job. They say I'll offend the consumers. I usually stand up, yell out "Well, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU COCK-SUCKING BITCH GAYASS FAIRY BITCH CUNT MOTHER FUCKING WHORE!", start trashing their office, then pull out my machete and start slicing people's throats. Then I storm out of whatever place I'm at into the police and S.W.A.T. Teams that have crowded outside of where ever I'm at. Then, I start asking if any of them have hot daughters. If any of them say yes, I tell the rest of the police officers to arrest them for suspected incest, rape, and child pornography. That is just part of the reason I'm so great.

*Yeah, I took that italicized part from Master Shake. Sue me bitch!