User:Doofus

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This user's IQ is infinity.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user is a mutant.
♀♂ This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!


Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
This user is the random spine-chilling reindeer that given his mediastinum inside of your cellulite so you must push him/her with your pyrrhic Kodak.
Image:Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!

Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
This user loves pi
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
BS This userpage is bullshit.
This user seriously needs to calm down.
This article intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.
This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.


This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user be a follower of the FSM.

This user denounces BENSON.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
This user is a Mad Scientist.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.


This user is a complete, irredeemable Volkswagen. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and plagiarizes at the cadaver.
This user will give you a seizure.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
This user is a geek.
This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
n00b This user is a n00b.
This user should not be trusted.
This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user has eye beams.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
This is what happens to people who disagree with this user.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.
bl-P This f****r speaks Blasphemy heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
cpp-0 This user does not understand Cplusplus and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
elv-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Elvish.
fig-4 This user speaks Fight at a near-native level.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
grc-0 This user does not understand classical Greek and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
it-0 This user does not understand Italian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
java-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.
la-0 This user does not understand Latin and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and furthermore believes Texan to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Texan.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
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