User:Doovad/awards

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You can't even get here

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Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

Featured Article: Right arrow
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Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Commander of the Order

	Rejoice, Doovad! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks a lot for your review of top hat. Jolly good, wot? • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING} (Beseech) 21:47, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

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3	This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is reading your thoughts!

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Official

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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user wants Right_arrow featured.

RENT

This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp

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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

9/21

This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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TA	This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, now available at WalMart.

simp

This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!

usb

This user likes to use userboxes.