User:Methamphetamine

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Methamphetamine. House-free for 27 days.

“SHIII-IIIIIT.”

~ Me when I heard my house was fucked

[edit] Hurricane Ike and the tornadoes that were in a jerk circle around it

This would've been me.

(Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.) Ike was a devastating hurricane, as it was the first in Texas for a long time. But some of us know that. Why am I replacing everything with this? Because of the fact that there were these tornadoes that hit Dallas (because they hate us) and MY HOUSE WAS HIT BY A FUCKING TORNADO! OH GOD NO! When we found out Ike was on the coast, for some reason, we all panickied. My brother and I got our USB's, and my parents called a taxi. Right now, we're in Guymon, Texas County, Oklahoma, waiting for a rebuilt house. Good thing most of our things were insured. I would've killed myself (by throwing myself in a tornado) if it weren't. That's why I was gone for a day. I'll be okay, I just have to wait a month for my house to get rebuilt, and another for all my stuff to be bought back. For now, I'm in the state of working... FUCK! I hate working! What you need, my son, is a holiday in Cambodia. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

UPDATE: Oklahoma sucks. That is all. Phucck Amerika Sire Methamphetamine! ENGLAND! (18:45 09-13-2008)

ANOTHER FUCKING UPDATE: We just went to Harker Heights. Sire Methamphetamine! (23:42 09-22-2008)

[edit] Disclaimer

Don't take most of the things I take seriously. I may be just fucking with you(because threesomes are awesome), or just fucking you without any protection. Take the above seriously, though, I am in Guymon.

[edit] Biography

Name: Joseph Armand (No, it's not Jasper, despite the nickname I had)
Age: 15 years out of my expected 80.
Interests: Video Games. FUCK. YEAH. Also Team America(the movie).
Sexuality: Bisexual (Closer to being gay)

Common Question: Cool! Can we set up a date? No. Not until I know who the hell you are.

Friends on here: <sign your name if you are one> YesTimeToEdit, Isshiki Kotonashi, Regret Tenenbaum, Orian57.
IGN?: Yeah.
CNET Entertainment?: Mmm-hmm.

[edit] Best Statement Ever

“Ryan Stiles, US Version of Who's Line is it Anyway?”

~ {{{2}}}