User:Dr. Skullthumper

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Notes:
Pillow fighting written with TKF.

I liked this page better when there were quotes everywhere.

— THE on beating an old joke to death

[edit] 4/29: The Adventures of Dr. Skullthumper and THEDUDEMAN - the quest for bot status

<TheDudeMan> well, meh
any b-crats around?
didnt think so
<Ljlego> no non-european crats or staff
<TheDudeMan> va #wikia!

[INFO]	Channel view for “#wikia!” opened.
-->|	YOU (DrSkullthumper) have joined #wikia!
<DrSkullthumper> wikia!
<TheDudeMan> wow
<DrSkullthumper> #wikia
<TheDudeMan> i fail

[INFO]	Channel view for “#wikia” opened.
-->|	YOU (DrSkullthumper) have joined #wikia

[edit] 4/30: Further adventures of Dr. Skullthumper and THEDUDEMAN

<DrSkullthumper> TheDudeMan: It's ridic complicated and hacky ATM, otherwise I'd totally tell
you how
Besides... Fnoodle is more awesome than THEDUDEBOT
<Ljlego> (lies)
<TheDudeMan> i love complicated and hacky
<Ljlego> I will now tell everyone DrSkullthumper and TheDudeMan's conversation as it would be
if they weren't both liars
Dr: It's really easy, but I don't want you getting credit
<TheDudeMan> i'm taking ap chem next year, and have been warned against it by everyone who i;ve
asked about it
<Ljlego> TDM: I hate your soul
<Ljlego> TDM: see, I'm smarter than you
<Jocke_Pirat> What's with this fnoodle stuff?
<Ljlego> Dr: *prepares shotgun*

[edit] 5/6: Cajek and Skullthumper's philosophy on adding useless features

<CajeknotFnoodle>	what would that accomplish?
<DrSkullthumper>	Uh....
acc-om-plish...
<CajeknotFnoodle>	other than being AWESOME??!?!?!?
<DrSkullthumper>	THAT'D BE IT!
<CajeknotFnoodle>	AAAWWWEEESSOOOMMMMMEEEEEE

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Lieutenant

Bestowed upon me by Ljlego.

User:Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For starting the sig-swapping trend.

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
Thankies!

VFH thing.

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For helping reskin UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song.

Goatse Ninjastar

Here is a free ~~iPod~~ ninja star for using your black magic on my article. –Kip the Dip

Self-explanatory.

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I really probably should remember, but I don't.

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

VFH thing.

Uncyclopedian of the Month December 2007

For not being totally useless.

Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

For not being an asshat.

Christmas templates

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	*Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really* about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!**
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RA HB

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Gerrycheevers wishes you a Happy Solstice!
Enjoy the pagan festival of the Northernmost Sunrise!
As a special holiday treat, Gerry also is willing to waive the
usual offering of blood required in return for this friendly greeting.

~ Merry Xmas Dr. Skullthumper! ~

Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

I, Boomer, do hereby bestow upon you a
Ninjastar of Vigilance!

For shortchanging Shortpages and filling up Recent Changes. –Boomer

You voted...
...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

VFH thing.

You are awesome, therefore, you deserve something awesome, here is an awesome reward, for your awesomeness. This award is given ONLY by Guitarplayer001 to people and/or hippos who have shown their awesomeness.

For not losing my temper.

Enjoy a free bottle of Vila-Coke

For voting yes on the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains. SIRS would like to remind all drinkers of Vila-Cola that the product has tested negative for mind-controlling agents and is perfectly safe to drink. Make sure to check out all the other fine products former villains have to offer, and vote for Lex Luthor in the upcoming 2008 presidential election.

VFH thing.

Andorin Kato has awarded Dr. Skullthumper an FU!
Now FU.

FU Andorin Kato!

Aaawww...
Dr. Skullthumper has been diagnosed with cancer.
foot cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

VFH thing.

Dr. Skullthumper Has A Lotta Class.
Good Lord, Man! I must say,
you resemble a complete shit-wit!

VFH thing.

*
From Strange but untrue, because she was clearly too lazy to fix up her own edit. Admins. You know.

THANKS FOR VOTING ON RED LIGHT

NEVER STOP FOR RED LIGHTS
unless you get a festive template in return.

VFH thing.

Vanity of the Month September 2007
Too lazy in September to win the Writer of the Month award, but at least I got this thing for my userpage.

The UnIdiot would like thank you for voting him as Article Narrator of the Month. Don't let him get too cocky though! You don't want him to start singing... Yes I know my templates suck, but they're better than ljlego's stupid generic ones!

Thanks for voting! Drive safe!

For voting for The UnIdiot as Article Narrator of the Month.

Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

For voting for The UnIdiot for Noob of the Month.

For thinking Kip the Dip is a total whore.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

VFH thing.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie.

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	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

VFH thing.

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you.

Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token
of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services
should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning
a pick-up street hockey game.

For voting for Gerrycheevers for Noob of the Month.

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to ~~meat~~ meet you.

VFH thing.

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

VFH thing.

User:Manforman/Thank
For not thinking Manforman was a total gobshite.
Template now deleted.

	Rejoice, Dr. Skullthumper! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

For reviewing Why?:Remove Your Penis.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy.

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VFH thing.

VFH thing (HowTo:Read a Wikipedia Article With ADHD).

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for Heavy Classical.

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Communist Ninjastar

I award this user a Communist Ninjastar because
they are helping to save Communism.
In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!!

For figuring out tricky flash bits.

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, those Russians...

VFH thing.

Noob of the Month July 2007
Because no one else was nominated.