A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
-Jerry Seinfeld
"Shwiiing"
-Wayne
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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| This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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| This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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| This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
| This user is an Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
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