User:Drama dude

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"Shwiiing" -Wayne
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld
Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
This user is an evil clone of Oscar Wilde.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user is cooler than you.
This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
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it-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Italian whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.
sa-L Thith uther thpeakth Sarcasm with a really thexy lithp.
vb-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Visual Basic whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
uk-L Thith uther thpeakth Correct English with a really thexy lithp.
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