User:Drizzt

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Here to kick your ass!!!!

“Oh, Shit!!! Not him again !”

~ Oscar Wilde on Me

“That guy is a freakin' moron!! yet he plays like a GOD!!!1”

~ John Petrucci on Me

“Meow”

~ My Cat on Me

“Z0MFG!!!1 He's more hairy then me 0_o !!!FUCK!!!!!1”

~ Mike Portnoy on Me

[edit] Life form analysis read as follows

A screencap of Me on Vid chat

• Species : Human.
• Color : White.
• Position : ?, Israel.
• Type : Typical (Hairy) Metal Junkie.
• Location on Idiotic Table of the Elements : 4.3
• Eats (and sometimes huffs ^^): Cats

[edit] Me

I edit pages

I photoshop

I write this line

I didn't wrote the above line

I the two above lines are false

I'm a Star Control II, Gun Control, D&D, Quake, Death Star, AAAAA, Doom and Kitten Huffing fan.

[edit] Likes

• Metal
• Guitars coz they fun
• Cats coz they evil
• Uncyclopedia coz the stupid
• Math coz it not
• Lying to you on math
• Quoting coz it stupid
• Dream Theater coz they ROck

[edit] Dislikes

• Rap/Hip-hop, MTV and modern lame-ass pop music
• You
• Anime
• Eaten by a Grue
• Head Asploding from Anime

This user has 2 many templates and is a fat Japanese duck!!!

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:Drizzt.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user Israeli ...Home of some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans)

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user fears the clowns.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.