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This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is Canadian ...and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!

No user serviceable parts inside.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

[edit] Dzugavili

You are now in my control. There is no escape from the mighty Dzugavili.

[edit] Articles

• V for Vendetta which includes a shiny picture.
• Uma Thurman from the year 20XX. I don't take credit for the article (read: Wiki-rip), but the picture is all me.
• Ovaltine: Dairy delight or devil drug?
• Empathy... That's right, I'm so badass, I did it.
• Draft beer, a work in progress.
• I shouldn't be telling you this...they could be watching me.
• Bono, Ashton Kutcher and what your grade 11 english teacher was...
• Degrassi: Deep Space Nine...I can make bad Star Trek parodies.
• We now offer cheap flights to such exotic location as the Sovietlands.
• Our Lord and Savior, Don Cherry!
• d20 Uncyclopedia is a great game. For nerds. And Uncyclopedians. (...who am I kidding...)
• Emo Bingo will be an Olympic sport, once I get a timemachine.
• I wanted to keep going...but my fingers were just too tired.

[edit] Pictures

All pictures made personally. Ingredients: Illgotten digital photography, twisted mindset.

[edit] Assists

• Post-masturbatory depression was in bad shape, so I helped it out a bit.
• Mad fixing-up of the article Download festival.