User:E moondo

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Contents 1 All of my Templates 1.1 These Don't Actually Belong To Me 1.1.1 I'm Just Using Them 1.1.1.1 LOL 1.1.1.1.1 Seriously, they aren't actually mine. I'm just using them. 2 My Soulja Boy Rap 3 Aboot Me 4 Quotes 5 My Problems With Rectal Thermometers 6 E_Moondo on John Cena 7 E_Moondo on Zipster08 8 The End of the Page

[edit] All of my Templates

[edit] These Don't Actually Belong To Me

[edit] I'm Just Using Them

[edit] LOL

[edit] Seriously, they aren't actually mine. I'm just using them.

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This user is Canadian ...and stands for truth, universal health care and HOCKEY games! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This article is a victim of extreme sarcasm. Hit the little X in the corner if you don't want to die of SEHS.

This article is complete, irredeemable question mark. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and suffocates at the gallbladder. If you attempt to untie this, you will most completely seizurize Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will ruffle your nexus!!!!!!

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But You Found God! And he strongly supports this article

THOU ART UNWORTHY You are Not Worthy to view this article. Your Mortal Eyes Will Omit Some Parts of it that are only intended for God Himself.

This Article is Under Attack! Help! This poor article is under attack! An invasion from the evil Wikipedia has sought to destroy this article! If this article doesn't receive reinforcements from this Article, it may be completely huffed by some n00b or a Grue!

This article should be transformed into a template. It should then be put in any article you can get hold of, which, in turn, should then itself be turned into a template.

This article is Dumb. This article is complete trash, probably written by someone with SEHS. I hate it, and so do you. Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.

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[edit] My Soulja Boy Rap

Soulja Boy's a pile o' crap!

Watch him do a stupid rap!

Watch that sh!tty sh!tty sh!tty,

Soulja Boy's a ho!

Now watch him do! (a freakin crappy song)

Now watch him do! (a rap that's oh, so wrong)

Now watch him do! (Shawty's got dem jeans)

Now watch him do! (Holy freakin' jeez...)

[edit] Aboot Me

I am Canadian. I am from ██████, ███████, Canada. I've noticed that life is like a whore a bitch nothing a box of chocolates Johnny Nitro I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!! a long road. I've hit a dead end. When I'm 30 I'm gonna be a wrestler.

1 c4n p0wn 411 n00b5!

“That means I can own all noobs!!!”

~ Captain Obvious on the about 1337 quote.

“I think I might spam up ANOTHER page!”

~ Oscar Wilde on e_moondo's page.

“I dunno about you, but all of these Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious quotes are getting kinda annoying. GET THE F*CK OFF MY PAGE!!!”

~ e_moondo on what a bunch of assholes Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious are.

[edit] Quotes

“Noob!”

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“Choob!”

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“Soulja Boy sucks!”

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“Zipster sucks!”

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“You win some, you lose some!”

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<- This is how many people die from my stupidity since reading this page. NO MORE THAN 9999!

[edit] My Problems With Rectal Thermometers

WTF? Are you some kind of Pedophile? Like I'm REALLY gonna tell you about my thermometer issues!!

[edit] E_Moondo on John Cena

There's this one lame ass...well, yeah...no- nobody really cares about Cena...

[edit] E_Moondo on Zipster08

“HEHEHEH! Hi there, Youtubers, it's me, Zipster!”

~ Zipster on Himself

Someone should really make an article about him.

[edit] The End of the Page

Go away.