User:Electrified mocha chinchilla
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Usefool Stuff
- Ceridwyn's Proofreading Service
- Special pages (edit count, new pages, logs, etc.)
- Requested articles and wanted pages.
- Ban Patrol
- Folding@home
- Template:ICU
- Uncyclopedia Poker
- Protection Request
Contact Me
IRC: e|m|c
E-mail: electrified_mocha_chinchilla@yahoo.com
Not Worth Looking At
Hezbollah | Fall of Washington with Rangeley | Daddy Longlegs | 12th Century* | Puritans* | Baylor University with Kappadelta | Pessimism | Dashboard Confessional with Random Pants | Inanimate Sponge* | Pop-Tarts* | Really Big Tree* | Human sacrifice | U.S.S. Jimi Hendrix | Mayflower | Bogeyman | Grue's Clues | Bisexuality | Pothole (movie) | Finding Emo | Sucking | Hairy Ball Theorem | Cowboy Curtis | Daddy Long Legs | Emo TV (under construction) | Editor | United States Bill of Lefts | Bad articles | The Carnivwar | The Bucket of Piss award | Being cut off in the middle of a sentence* | Carpal tunnel syndrome | Pissed | Please delete this page with Composure1 | Toyota Anus | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | reductio ad Hitlerum* with PoorNUnknown | Rainforest* | Meal or No Meal* with Epynephrin | Adolf Hitler* | Uncyclopedia in popular culture with Mhaille, Cap'n Ben, and Wehpudicabok | Gay Pride Musical with CartoonDiablo | Paragraph | Sentence | Holocaust denial denial* | Holocaust denial denial denial | Holocaust template | Der Frontseite Westliche Choralgruppe with Rallymonkee | Solanum | Herbert Parvorte Gacy with Paniking Undead | Bill Gates* | Give a shit with Paniking Undead | Maginot Line | Confederate States Air Force | Procrastination | Involuntary celibacy | Letter to the Isle | Virginia Tech Massacre with Mhaille and Ljlego | Lawn | Goth* | Preflight procedures | Commercial* with Suresh | Las Vegas* with Ogopogo | Lego JFK Assassination with Shandon | Things America Did Not Invent* with Radioactive afikomen | Archaeology with Nordamus and The Con Man | Morning wood | Parentheses | The second law of quantum physics | Godzilla vs. Urethra | Support@abingdon.org.uk | Virginia Tech Massacre: An Afterword | The Rock* | Holocaust denial denial denial denial | You* with <insert name here> | United Nations Charter | Budget deficit | Alien vs. Predator* | Pruitt-Igoe | Osama bin Laden* | Bill Clinton*
BOLD = Featured
* = rewrite
<insert name here> = WHORE
- Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" in War on E. coli
- Uncyclopedia editor actually writes an article using a headline from Minitrue
- Terrorist group claims responsibility for Craig sex scandal
- Uncyclopedia predicts Benoit tragedy
- Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
- ED's new reskin rakes in the lulz
- E. coli strikes again; US responds again
- E. coli strikes again; United States declares war
- Iowa is destroyed in a wildfire; perpetrators lauded
My Other Crap- HowTo — Tune up an article .:. Tune up an UnNews article .:. Write A Thesis Statement
- UnBooks — The n00b Survival Guide .:. Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary Thanks to Zombiebaron .:. Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary: Volume Deux .:. The O. Henry Collection with Squiggle .:. Lamp: A Memoir .:. The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux
- UnPoetia — Had I Not .:. There once was a limerick...
Not Mine (But Nice)- International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies — various causes, including Kashmir earthquake and Niger
- Disasters Emergency Committee — Earthquake relief, Niger aid — recommended for Mediocre Britain taxpayers, as Gordon Brown gives a bit as well
- UNICEF — relief for Asian earthquake (Pakistan, India, etc.)
- Darfur Genocide — donate to help provide aid to the ongoing genocide in Darfur
- American Red Cross — relief for Hurricane Katrina, to build a New New Orleans
- Join Uncyclopedia's Folding@home Team - Help the world while doing very little work
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