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Hookhead or H??K is a fictional serial killer in the Aaaah! It's A Guy With A Hook For A Head! horror movie series. He is well-known for his large stature, fishing fetish, and prominent hook for a head. He first appeared in Aaaah! It's A Guy With A Hook For A Head! as a jaywalking mentally handicapped fisherman and rapist wearing a white mask and a Christmas sweater that his deranged mother made, when a group of teenagers run him over in their car as he walks to his deranged mother's house from his summer camp. One year later, Hookhead's soul becomes trapped in a doll and he extracts revenge on his callous killers through their dreams. It should also be noted that he was initially released from hell via a puzzle box and that he murdered his entire family as a child, including his own mother.
Hookhead has appeared in four movies since 1999, and will be in his 5th movie, "Hookhead vs. Godzilla" in 2009.
[edit] Creation
"Hookhead" was the idea of M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Craven, Rob Zombie, and a bunch of Asian horror film directors in late 1997. The trio got together at the premier of "Scream 2" Shyamalan reportedly pitched the idea to Craven and Zombie for suggestions. Shyamalan's original idea was about a village living in the modern times, though the villagers are so excluded that they don't know it. They liked the idea, and they spent the next few months coming up with the character.
[edit] Appearances
In Aaaah! It's A Guy With A Hook For A Head!, Hookman first appears as a hallucination to the main character Susie Pattysmith until he impales her in the throat with a trident.
[edit] The End
At the end of the series, Susie Pattysmith would use a Scientologist to induce a thetan trance and confront Hookhead in her dreams, letting the Scientologist wake her up before Hookhead could get her, purging him into the real world, where he was hooked onto a coathanger and shortly starved to death thereafter.
