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[edit] GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO MY OSOME PAGE OF Kitten Huffing!
Hi. I essentially suck all things I can and I am highly secretive. I will destroy you all! BLAAAAAAH! DR.OCTOGONAPUS!Shoop Da Whoop!!OMFG LOOK!Please forgive this. I sound like an idiot but I just enjoy saying lots of random things t lots of random times. It's a hobby.
OMFG I LOOK LIKE A GUY IN A DAMN MOVIE!
[edit] Why I hate school
As I cannot actually give this info the following will be kenny-esque. MMMMPH MMMMPH!! MMMMMMMMPHGPHGHGG!MFBFHBBFHBFB! MMGGG! END TRANSMISSION! RIGEL SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! ALL FUCKING COOL DUDES ARE JUST FUCKING POSERS BUT EITHER WAY THEY ARE FUCKERS! THIS SOUNDS STUPID DOESN'T IT!? IT'S JUST RANDOM! FORGIVE ME!
OMFG TOMATO!! I FUCKIN HATE TOMATOS!
WHY IN HELL DOES MY BROTHER LIKE HER?!? AGGGH! SHE'S NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST INTELLIGENT!
[edit] My siblings...
Short and sweet: DEVOUR THEM O FLIGHTLY LORD OF PANTLESSNESS. May Santa have mercy on their souls.Dr. Octogonapus will destroy all. Thank you for your time.
[edit] "True Love"
Her name is Allie god I love her. I love her so much and whenever I think of her I am happy!
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
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| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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This user is a
Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is an
Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his
quarter gun.
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| This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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