User:Emmzee

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Bare-bones for the time being.

[edit] My Games (3 so far)

• Abyss (my baby!)
• Abyss 2 (my illegitimate, slightly retarded child)
• Grueslayer (my idea, but Trar created the page) (please help!)

[edit] My Articles (featured in bold) (19 so far)

• UnBooks:The Sun (quasi, please nominate it)
• Decapitation Disease
• Alcoholics Anonymous
• I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens
• HowTo:Get a featured article on Uncyclopedia
• HowTo:Get away with voter fraud
• Colony of America
• Peepers
• Guitar Duel
• Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should
• 100 Worst Self Help Books
• Crapbot Computers
• Schneck Technologies
• Commie Invasion
• Guru Meditation
• Good Graphics
• America is the best!!!

[edit] My Templates (4 so far)

• Template:Quarantine
• Template:Divine Retribution
• Template:Blowjob
• Template:gsnarrator (no longer used)

[edit] My UnTunes (featured in bold) (5 so far)

• UnTunes:13 Year Old Rap
• UnTunes:Combine in Da Hood
• UnTunes:Diary of a Cop Killa
• UnTunes:MurderDeathKillRapePillage
• UnTunes:I Like Butter

[edit] My UnNews (3 so far, more that I can't remember)

• UnNews:Federal Agent Infiltrates Hell
• UnNews:World Powers Await Iran's Report Card
• UnNews:26 killed in Baghdad book store, "Harry Potter" books blamed

[edit] My Userboxes (a lot so far)

This user is Canadian ...and mildly smug about it! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!

This user edits Grueslayer.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user is a Golden User.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

enr-N This user is a native speaker of Engrish.

17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.

gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.

gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.

du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.

us-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.

mor-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..

ac-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of those African clicky noises.

fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.

tx-0 This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

MW-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek MediaWiki whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

il-X This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.